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  1. 15th October 2008, 01:23 PM #1
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    Bit of levity for the day ... who can relate to this one?

    How tough are Australians ?
    The scene is set
    - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,
    stars twinkling in the dark sky.
    Three four wheel drivers are sitting by the campfire,
    one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
    Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
    The night of tales begins...

    Kiven the Kiwi says    , 'I must be the meanest, toughest, four wheel driver there es. Why, jist the other day I was driving my Series III in the bush and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'

    Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, after my Land Rover overturned on a track, a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'
    Dave the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his p****
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  2. 15th October 2008, 01:53 PM #2
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    Hmmm, cant say I relate as the fireplace is one place I dont go poking about ,

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  3. 15th October 2008, 02:31 PM #3
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    But how was I to know that she'd been dealt with before

    A suppose poking it in the fire would be cheaper than a dose of antibiotics.
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    Another tough Aussie

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    Dave the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his p****

    Quote Originally Posted by stevo68 View Post
    Hmmm, cant say I relate as the fireplace is one place I dont go poking about ,
    oi! No wonder! Your name ain't Dave!
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    Quote:
    Dave the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his p****

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    Hmmm, cant say I relate as the fireplace is one place I dont go poking about ,

    oi! No wonder! Your name ain't Dave!
    Plus you missed the part about Dave remaining silent, another reason why I couldnt relate ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo110 View Post
    I'll start running now....................................
    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

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  9. 17th October 2008, 11:17 PM #9
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    Choice Bro!..........North islanders..................they all talk like that..........
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