Thread: Loo Papper

Geez guys, just reading the posts here just makes my jaw drop!

We must be buying the premium stuff? As I have never even considered starting a thread on the topic

Rather than a phone book, try using an encyclopedia or almanac or something informative.

Sit down, relax, have a read, learn something new and interesting, tear it off, wipe, rejoin the world as a more educated man.

Toilet paper is for technophobes.

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Steve

You guys crack me up!

I never know what I'm going to read about when I log in

Originally Posted by graceysdad

My grandad said the same joke, reckons in the Army during the war you only got one sheet of paper per visit so poke your finger through, wipe/scrape, fold up and use to clean finger nail.

I have seen it demonstrated on one of the TV talk shows, well not the actual cleaning, but the way to fold the paper.

1. Fold sheet diagonally in half, twice.
2. Tear off about 1cm from the apex and keep aside
3. Unfold sheet which now has a finger sized hole in the middle
4. Place finger through hole and use finger to clean
5. Discard paper
6. Get the apex piece out, which is pointy and firm. Use this to clean under the fingernail

May still be an old army joke

Originally Posted by DiscoStew

I have seen it demonstrated on one of the TV talk shows, well not the actual cleaning, but the way to fold the paper.

1. Fold sheet diagonally in half, twice.
2. Tear off about 1cm from the apex and keep aside
3. Unfold sheet which now has a finger sized hole in the middle
4. Place finger through hole and use finger to clean
5. Discard paper
6. Get the apex piece out, which is pointy and firm. Use this to clean under the fingernail

May still be an old army joke

I guess you find it funny that I also use a FRED as a tin opener too.

Originally Posted by carjunkieanon

Rather than a phone book, try using an encyclopedia or almanac or something informative.

Sit down, relax, have a read, learn something new and interesting, tear it off, wipe, rejoin the world as a more educated man.

That's better than my long-time suggestion of printing the books you'd normally find beside a loo on the paper!!

(Although you would still only read it once, and then put it where it belongs afterward!)


Geoff

Originally Posted by p38arover

Not as thin as they make loo paper!

Thanks mate , just seeing if you were on the ball ,