Thread: Funny Caption Please!

1 - Sounds like the battery son............ under the the bonnet son.......!

2 - Psst hey you, they'll never find you in here!!!

3 - (Glaswegian vocal) GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

No wonder Peter Kittle was so slow on that last run, it appears his backup front mounted motor was hanging a bit low on the engine mounts and draggin in the dirt...

He dont need no second motor---
TRD build it,,
rumor has it,, 900 odd hp at the flywheel

not too shabby for a v6 aurion motor,,,

Toyota Financial Services - the only thing more likely to crash than our race car.

Toyota financial services, because the transporter has more chance of winning.....

"This would be the only Toyota we took the time to get right and it still needs a truck"


"At least this one goes home INSIDE a truck, not sitting ON one"


"See even pictures of Toyotas end up with the bonnet open"

this van represents the break up of a toyota drivers brain.... conversational ability is in the stowage bin, common sense in the glove box and the back is for the Ego.

If we didnt paint his name on the side with a picture of the car he wouldnt know which truck was his.


our crew is so easily distracted we had to put the company name on the insides of the doors.

This thing breaks so often the tow company graffitied the truck in its honour.

Toyota Financial Services, all things done down to a price not up to a standard, thats why your car now comes with a truck to get it home.


Toyota trialled its new Driver safety system, a concept spawned from the life boat Idea associated with ocean going vessels. In order to prevent Driver/passanger fatalities from starvation/dehydration related to being stranded in the middle of no where with a broken vehicle Toyota has, in an industry leading move, begun to include a smaller vehicle to enable the occupants of the vehicle to get to their destination.

If we make the signage big enough and flashy enough maybe you wont notice the number on the place card.

We normally flat tow the race car. The trucks just for his EGO.


It was my fault really.... I told him to nose it up to the right hand side of the truck, I knew hed parked on the left side of the truck but I didnt know hed just been watching the hilux add campain again.

Ok its late and Im insomnial again sorry.......

Originally Posted by adm333

Toyota Financial Services - the only thing more likely to crash than our race car.