now you are all in trouble...got my x-mass present

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Originally Posted by powella

Sorry but if this has been said before but I can't resist:

Check List:
- 1 x Office Chair
- 1 x Snatch Strap
- 2 x D Shackles
- 1 x Landrover or Rangie
- 1 x Very Very Silly Person (probably with Crash helmet etc) sitting on afore mention chair
- 1 x Sane individual - driving vehicle

Instructions:
- Connect D shackles to snatch strap
- Connect Snatch strap to car
- In preparation for the required recover
- "Drive" the chair until it gets bogged or stuck on the way to the "desired" destination.
- When the Chair is stuck, undertake the appropriate recovery procedures (preferrably with lots of revs to "ensure" the "vehicle" is recovered)

DISCLAIMER:
- THE ABOVE PROCEDURE WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY, THUS SHOULD NOT BE UNDERTAKEN

But I still couldn't resist posting it. :wasntme:


AP

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you cheeky **** you :p :wasntme:and only new to the forum to :D

you MAY fit in quite nicely:twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

maybe I will try your'e recovery techniques:p

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Originally Posted by The ho har's

ho har bought me my x-mass present today.

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Originally Posted by The ho har's

I have just come home from a x-mass party so I may fall asleep in said chair yet:eek:

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What is this "x-mass" of which you speak? Something to do with very heavy people?

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Originally Posted by p38arover

What is this "x-mass" of which you speak? Something to do with very heavy people?

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Actually if x refers to an unknown quantity and mass can also refer to an undefined shape then x-mass would more likely refer to an unknown undefined shape :confused:

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Originally Posted by dm_td5

Actually if x refers to an unknown quantity and mass can also refer to an undefined shape then x-mass would more likely refer to an unknown undefined shape :confused:

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Ahh makes sense dm.

I was thinking "x-mass" was some form of religious liturgy with a pornographic slant. But then I would be expected to think of that.

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Originally Posted by The ho har's

:rulez: where is the pics you know the rules:p


mrs ho har:angel:

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now thats funny



maybe you two can arrange chair races. No photo's of course.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...008/12/247.jpg




or even chair meetings!

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Originally Posted by JohnE

now thats funny



maybe you two can arrange chair races. No photo's of course.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...008/12/247.jpg




or even chair meetings!

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is that the same as a missen/toymota chair with a lift kit ooorrrr a D3 in extended mode:p



Mrs ho har:angel: