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  1. 25th December 2008, 07:51 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by powella View Post
    Sorry but if this has been said before but I can't resist:

    Check List:
    - 1 x Office Chair
    - 1 x Snatch Strap
    - 2 x D Shackles
    - 1 x Landrover or Rangie
    - 1 x Very Very Silly Person (probably with Crash helmet etc) sitting on afore mention chair
    - 1 x Sane individual - driving vehicle

    Instructions:
    - Connect D shackles to snatch strap
    - Connect Snatch strap to car
    - In preparation for the required recover
    - "Drive" the chair until it gets bogged or stuck on the way to the "desired" destination.
    - When the Chair is stuck, undertake the appropriate recovery procedures (preferrably with lots of revs to "ensure" the "vehicle" is recovered)

    DISCLAIMER:
    - THE ABOVE PROCEDURE WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY, THUS SHOULD NOT BE UNDERTAKEN

    But I still couldn't resist posting it.


    AP

    you cheeky **** you and only new to the forum to

    you MAY fit in quite nicely


    Mrs ho har

    maybe I will try your'e recovery techniques
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  2. 25th December 2008, 07:58 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by The ho har's View Post
    ho har bought me my x-mass present today.
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    I have just come home from a x-mass party so I may fall asleep in said chair yet
    What is this "x-mass" of which you speak? Something to do with very heavy people?
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  3. 25th December 2008, 08:25 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    What is this "x-mass" of which you speak? Something to do with very heavy people?
    Actually if x refers to an unknown quantity and mass can also refer to an undefined shape then x-mass would more likely refer to an unknown undefined shape
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    Quote Originally Posted by dm_td5 View Post
    Actually if x refers to an unknown quantity and mass can also refer to an undefined shape then x-mass would more likely refer to an unknown undefined shape
    Ahh makes sense dm.

    I was thinking "x-mass" was some form of religious liturgy with a pornographic slant. But then I would be expected to think of that.
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  5. 26th December 2008, 05:08 AM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by The ho har's View Post
    where is the pics you know the rules


    mrs ho har


    now thats funny



    maybe you two can arrange chair races. No photo's of course.






    or even chair meetings!
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  6. 26th December 2008, 08:07 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnE View Post
    now thats funny



    maybe you two can arrange chair races. No photo's of course.






    or even chair meetings!

    is that the same as a missen/toymota chair with a lift kit ooorrrr a D3 in extended mode



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