Last night I was woken by my neighbour swearing at 1am. The kiddies are getting a tramampoline and it is one of those fancy netted ones. The father was out there trying to put it together in the dark which included digging out a flat area of lawn.

I thought I'd lend a hand and as I was going over there I hear shreiks from the bedroom in the house saying "santa swears just as much as dad does" and they were running around like crazies whilst their mother was trying to keep them in the house.

This year Santa had to leave some of the trampoline making to the father though for when he got up.