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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

I dare someone to go back and type this up in full

The Adventures of Lord Occulty-Piggendon

Once upon a time there was Monkey faeces In between your legs soo Percy wiped his turtles clean. Flipper watched and decided that fingers will pick his trailer. Tata after considerable deviation has curried camel burgers bollocks and fries chips snap. Hilarious food was being prepared for the party near hear where the Series III naked chef said Bro wants some icecream you moron and total screwball.
Anyway, Larry licked his salty plum snake until cornucopia ate shooter with pleasure and then Larry decided it will become be Pink carpet munching furry rabbits like chocolate melting starfish. The ingrown toenail squirted puss skyward hitting his mother’s brother and then discombobulated, dazed despondent Beyonce recognition trees fell over but nevertheless triple stromberg fell down three floors piercing screams could inflict serious diseases like explosive gout. Meanwhile Judas fondled his nuts, suddenly tearing them …Ouch!
Medical forceps bananas and his mother all tickled them causing rotten smells reminding santa-claus very naughty thoughts. Once the funk unshamefully spanked santa-claus he exploded with puss rendering the reindeer delicious legs and haunches. So that’s it? Nope that’s fernoculate torches procrastinated about the serendipitous goats gonads hurt under several bricks crushing fingers trying to push them closer over their comfort zone because pygmies are escaping slowly through Wolverhampton towards Uranus.
The smell undefined extortion isn’t necessarily boy eggs. Bursting eggs over eggs then someone egged the frypan over lord easy…yuk!
Suddenly everyone tried sushi …yuk!
Burnt offerings requiring offerings to haggled Lord of Occulty-Piggendon, who doesn’t endorse Flo, so yesterday pumpkin head simultaneously exploded, swam, then smashed several Lamborginis, Fiats, Lancias whilst defibulating and driving Harry an Panda into some sort of never-never ending dancing boobage, driving silly with men always and brings ghastly drunken wombats wrecking tables whilst Superman, after swallowing twelve glasses Dingleberries, makes him Superman weak because beer, grog makes you shrink, then fantasize. However, fantasies are needed whenever Sagittarians horizontalfolkdance aulroians drive women towards hairy, sweating camels raid corrigatediron therefore rust away, like around Rovers. Did cook sometime ago, before evolution began again and again the buck stops here!
Don’t shout because my ears unusually extend out past my shoulders – stiff and red!, with pimples requiring immediate vaccination.
Unfortunately none having been available, Aulorians indulge in ….. in……. interesting conversation …..NO.
That can not fall down too Toyota’s bad diffs and performance and advertising. Somewhere meant, despicable lies forever fernoculated Harry. Worried that plastic tubing diameter may bugger the stiffness too much.
For anything appropriate other sinister rednecks hopped aboard without hesitation, waving goodbye with much hesitation.
Today, near death, externally checking out the Koi outside when cats, Elvis attacked from the beginning fungus. Sgt Slaughter intervened once before the onslaught started after butcher disembowelled, crudely, the jukebox. Quietly shoving intestines back full chockers, adding sauce, condiments, roasting until crispy, whilst screwing vigorously anti-clockwise and hourly breaks, especially for small slippery position – marked “Secret Style”.
Above humungous eels supporters rang India asking where the curry was stored because currymunchers luuuuuuuuurve sorbent…..Wonder why?
Tata needed Land Rover heritage for entertaining masses of Sub-continental randy Newman footy show short people no body with to exersize sweted from beneath their eyebrows because sweat doesn’t compare notes under pressure vessels but then maybe estantidisestablishmentarianism fanatics superlative disastrous hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies .
Meanwhile, back at the farm daffy saw tinker-bell over compensate, for she remembered what the nunathloogagamiutbingoi bugger this the dunes replied casually hit between trees, Growing in indiscrete Cambodia agent-orange Siberia and defoliated tribes of disgruntled …., emasculated pygmies Gullahs drinking redback whatever they plan pots outburst? Will reward with jellybeans, that smell funky!
Meanwhile naked galahs Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with arthritic feet possibly junkfood. Furthermore hyperactive Aulroians scurry fordrinkstime – cheers fellas andgals.
Parrots stop pooing into snorkel tops because ……EEEEWWW……stinky! Very much dribbling, without care, down the left side of Henry’s face…YUK!….tissue please.
Don’t do stop maticating sheepeyes. Doris screams yyyeeeeeHHHHAAAAA, then pulls a dinosaur from a crevice deeper than everything owned before princecharles surgeons and nurses play cowboys riding tenfoot because the floccinaucinihilipilification won’t end.
Meanwhile back at the farm Priscilla disembowelled Godzilla endlessly. Fothieringale, quoting mythological trash, culminating mystical hogwash scrubbing endless drivel drooling over sheep…”Rams!” exclaimed. AAAAHHHHH!!!
Who posted notices hijacking threads hanging around rabbit ears erect temporarily dismantled his armpit hairs flicking his banana skin split around all its body and ricey pins them to himself …OUCH!! Twisting, she really ………………………..








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