Thread: Where's Dobbo?

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

Last I heard he was partaking in an elvis look alike convention that was celbrating the kings demise

Well since Blknight left me
I found a new place to go..............


As if you weren't there, see you in Parkes next year. The Caddie should be ready for next year brother, so we can take the little momma's with us.


Wha hah ha

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

from where he was abducted by some old spinster who forced him off to rehab after she found that the blood content of his alcohol system was too low

Dr Jurd's falt that Jungle Juice is evil, the local priest once used it as communion wine, till the nun's started acting like the padre and the alter boy were Tom Jones and Mick Jagger. Tis the liquid equivalent of the jaws of life, and has the ability of moving the thigh joints of a bronze statue.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

the vapours he secreted ment that the lotion would not rub into his skin. Unable to sucessfully keep him moistened in the pit

Twas not the humidity in the pit that was the problem, she failed to realise that due to the universe being Dobbocentrical and all that, Dobbo was not in the pit, the pit was in the universe revolving around Dobbo. This created a temporal rip in the pit in which I walked out of, I arrived at a BBQ in Molong NSW, not an every day aussie BBQ either, this was the sort where you bring and cook and eat your own meat then give it too your mate, if ya know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

she had him wrapped in leather and hires him out in the role of the pseudo gimp which where his primary role in life is to serve as and example to deserters of the foreign legion.

You forgot the horse crop, they have actually made some commemorative action figures to celebrate our visit to Molong


See link below, autographed copies may be purchased at an extra cost

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-1828788...058_1431393297

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

I heard tell that there was shunting involved but my sources tell me it has nothing to do with trains and as for the involvement of the turdis thats just better left unsaid.

There was a loose shunt involving a Rodeo on my front lawn consequently resulting in a stand off between some western Sydney based builders, some middle eastern type of music being played till the late hours of the night, a potential neg driving charge and a pizza run but it's a long story.

Does this mean you're Back now Dobbo ..... Yeah!