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In the early hours of this morning a highly organised gang of 5 executed a daring raid over the border, endangering interstate trade harmony and making off with irreplaceable treasures.
The gang consisted of two pensioners, obviously recruited as a diversionary tactic to lull the victims into a false sense of security, the gang's leader and her spouse who managed to load a valuable S3 short based Land Rover onto the trailer that they had innocently brought along, and a fireman who was included for his uncanny knack of "smelling military vehicles from 5 kilometers range" as well as in case aa fire broke out.
The planning had been going on for a while, inside informers told authorities, as the gang were equipped with two trailers to carry the booty home in.
They were last seen heading in a northerly direction towards Buccan travelling in a blue D2 and a red 130 defender.
Witnesses to the foray were unable to give an accurate description of the gang members, but described one member as 'a female person with a grin from ear to ear' and this person was overheard to have been mumbling things like "its only got 58000k's on the clock", Its been in a garage all of its life" and "I am only the third owner".
It is believed that the owners handbook and other paperwork disappeared with the vehicle.
The previous owners refused to comment and were noted to be shaking their heads as they headed off to the bank this morning.
Authorities have released the following 'identikit' likenesses of the aftermath of the scene and of some of the items that were taken.
Regards
Glen
1962 P5 3 Ltr Coupe (Gwennie)
1963 2a gunbuggy 112-722 (Onslow) ex 6 RAR
1964 2a 88" SWB 113 251 (Daisy) ex JTC
REMLR 226
nice "mug" shot![]()
Gee, that sounds like an accurate account of the event. excellent news. Mrs HH will have to get a computer broadband outlet in the shed so both tasks (working on the SWB and ......................... well, you know) can be performed at the same time
Paul
aha, a ho har, i know that woman,
she has a reputation,
just ask stevo, err, on second thoughts don't.
she is known to drive a red disco and perform unusually after two bottles of red wine,
or was that two glasses?
do not
warning,
do not try to apprehend her without violence.
warning, warning.
hmmm
seems to be 1 finger short....!
well done!
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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
"If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all!" -- a wise observation by someone else
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Who's got the 58000 miles on the clock?
URSUSMAJOR
Seems to be in sahara desert camouflage colour. But I would think the odometer on that would be 58K Klms rather than miles.
Still it's no gun buggy!
If I see any thieves fitting the description I'll let border control know.
Diana
P.S. What a shame I just received a ute cab from Coffs Harbour that would match that 88" quite well.
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Ah the mug shot,i am pretty sure its the same person i saw at a garage just out of Beenleigh a while ago.
Quite nice poeple actually,now i cant remember the red 130 rego,if i see it again i shall take a better look & note it down![]()
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