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  1. 13th May 2009, 11:16 AM #1
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    How many lawyers in the USA?

    One has to wonder just how many lawyers are in the USA.

    As you know, I'm on holiday in Seattle. Tonight I needed to find something in the Yellow Pages and accidentally opened the directory on Attorneys.

    So I flicked backward and the pages went on and on. Hmm. So I went forward.

    Attorneys start on page 67 and go to page 154!

    Flamin' heck!
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  2. 13th May 2009, 01:19 PM #2
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    How many lawyers in the USA?

    Difference between a tick and a lawyer?

    A tick will drop off and leave you alone when you die.

    (As told by a lawyer friend who enjoyed it too)
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    What do you call a plane full of lawyers crashing into a mountain with one empty seat?
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  4. 13th May 2009, 02:11 PM #4
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    How many lawyers in the US? Too many!
    (Same here)
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    One has to wonder just how many lawyers are in the USA.

    As you know, I'm on holiday in Seattle. Tonight I needed to find something in the Yellow Pages and accidentally opened the directory on Attorneys.

    So I flicked backward and the pages went on and on. Hmm. So I went forward.

    Attorneys start on page 67 and go to page 154!

    Flamin' heck!
    And that's only the ones that are looking for a job.

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    difference between

    a dead lawyer on the road and a dead roo??

    skid marks before the roo


    a laywer and a bucket of turds?

    the bucket



    scientists have recently switched from using rats to lawyers in experiments the reason is 2 fold first the scientists dont get so attached to the lawyers and theres some things even a rat wont do.

    what do you need when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

    not enough sand.

    how do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

    take your foot off of his head.
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