Thread: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Some seeds fall on hard ground and others get choked by weeds. Some get eaten by the birds, yet many more fall on rich fertile ground and produce many heads of grain.

May you be fruitful for all the people you love and those who love you.





OK, who's going to snatch me out of the big bog hole if I get stuck?

OMG this thread is bloody hilarious
I haven't read anything so funny for a while....















*trots off to complete the bank transfer*

I once told somewhere that I believed in one God in Trinity, and Trinity in Unity, neither confounding the Persons, nor dividing the Substance.

They asked how was I supposed to make any money if I didn't divide the substance...

tell me more about fsm........



if you catch it.......can you eat it.......???



















pass the sauce please.........

Originally Posted by DEFENDERZOOK

tell me more about fsm........



if you catch it.......can you eat it.......???



















pass the sauce please.........

Yes, but you'll need The Holy Spoon Of Uselessness!

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

I can not accept your notion there Ferret:

I was at the beach a while back and I heard voices coming from the sky, I'm not aware of which deity it was but they had a foreboding beckoning the populace therein gathered that they should depart from the waters wherein they engaged in frivolous activities that they should undertake a pilgrimage onto mother earth so they may pay homage to the unknown deity. Failing their heeding of the prophetic words, the deity would send a most hideous beast with the form of a fish with rows of teeth to consume any disbeliever that failed to heed the divine words.

After that I did observe such a hideous beast of aquatic form which did not consume any of the gathered populace, due singularly to the prophesy from the deity or their angel and the earthly works of their chosen teachers praising the deity with whistles and the wearing of red and golden caps.

After that I was a believer.

Either that or it was something I had drunk!

A truly amazing and inspiring story. Clearly you have heard the voice of the FSM and have been delivered from impending danger.

I was wrong to doubt and resolve to show more reverence to the FSM in the future. May His noodly appendage touch you and bring joy into your life.

I am sorry to hear you have a drinking problem. Seek His divine guidance so that one day you may have the strength to abstain from alcohol.

Hilarious. I've known of the FSM for a long time but never gone so far as to look at the website. Anything that mocks organised religion gets my vote and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does it in great style.

Originally Posted by Ferret

I am sorry to hear you have a drinking problem. Seek His divine guidance so that one day you may have the strength to abstain from alcohol.

Don't be silly, red wine goes so well with pasta and meatballs! I'm sure the FSM would be encouraging.