Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

:Rolling:I'm afraid to admit, we're not doing at all well at the moment ... but that's the beauty of cricket, it can change so quickly. It's fascinating to watch the body language of the players & the psychology involved. It's interesting to see how the players cope under stress.

The goats really got up my goat when I got home from work, yet again, getting wood, cursing in the dark trying to find kindling, and Ziggy & Zelda wanted in. The only way I can get the wood in is to throw it in the door quickly before they can butt their way in, I haven't got the knack yet of having armfuls of wood, using my legs to stave off the goats, whilst trying to negotiate the door ... not too bad with the larger bits of wood, but throwing kindling all over the floor, now that's not fun to have to pick up. And the stupid deaf cat has to put its paw in the bowl of water & tip it all over the floor before it'll drink out of it ... I love lizards ... they're not bad eating either ... :D

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I have it on now,listening to all the excuses,just so that I can converse with you.How are all the animals tonight,especially the paper eating,deaf cat butting,goats?I sort of envy you,all I get in here is my dog,lizards,snakes(tree) and the occasional echidna stumbling in.Apart from Phang the foxy you can't really pat the others.;)My door is always open,that is why things wander in.:p

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Evening all, I have wonky wers again so I don't know how long I'll last tonight. :confused:No face lifts here, I'm too busy trying to keep my chest and lungs together, the lungs are doing their best to escape.:(To Lords, what a poxy paddock, :oit looks like the Holden sport ground behind the Elizibeth plant in Adelaide. :eek:It's not even level. :DI see, with some imagination, why you compare this odd game to chess; it's the light and dark green checks, I suppose. :pIt's good to see we're off to a good start, I am as yet undecided as to which team I'm backing this time. :twisted:

Oh yes, I see it now ... Ziggy & Zelda saddled up, jumping all around the furniture, with wood flying everywhere ... :eek: I think I may have to engage the services of a goat trainer first!

Yes, it is rather a poxy paddock, however, seems to be doing the trick for the Poms ... our bowlers are having terrible problems with the slope. It's not pretty to watch at the moment :(. At this rate, I fear the drought will be broken ... the Aussie's haven't lost a test at Lords since 1934.

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Originally Posted by cooper

Why not let the goats bring in the wood,just throw a couple of bags over their backs and fill them,that way they are earning their right of entry and you can feel that you are using them,rather than vice-versa.;)

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Evening all, I have wonky wers again so I don't know how long I'll last tonight. :confused:No face lifts here, I'm too busy trying to keep my chest and lungs together, the lungs are doing their best to escape.:(To Lords, what a poxy paddock, :oit looks like the Holden sport ground behind the Elizibeth plant in Adelaide. :eek:It's not even level. :DI see, with some imagination, why you compare this odd game to chess; it's the light and dark green checks, I suppose. :pIt's good to see we're off to a good start, I am as yet undecided as to which team I'm backing this time. :twisted:

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Are goats combustable? I'm sure goats can be trained to tow trailers, something like trotting horses. You could rotate them, Ziggy on firewood detail, Zelda taking you to work. The following week swap the roles. This would be a novel sight in Sydney traffic, you should be able to sell advertising space ,as they do on busses:p:D:D

I saw a windscreen shade today, that BBB may prefer to my RED number. It was a greyish silver, with bullet holes all over it; and a scratched note "Sorry, wrong car" :D:D

Goat whisperer? There's a few things I told the goats this evening ... & I sure as hell didn't do any whispering :Rolling:

The neighbours already look at me weirdly when they see me taking them for a walk ... I don't think Sydney traffic would quite be able to cope just yet, apart from which they are rather skittish when outside their comfort zone. I made the mistake of letting them off their leads on one occasion, & they got spooked & dashed up a neighbours driveway, straight into the path of a dog. I had no idea they could run so fast until I had to round them up. :Rolling:

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Is there such a thing as a Goat whisperer?:oAnd how long is the course? 'cos I'm interested.There are some things I'd like to whisper in their hairy little shell-likes.:twisted:

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Are goats combustable? I'm sure goats can be trained to tow trailers, something like trotting horses. You could rotate them, Ziggy on firewood detail, Zelda taking you to work. The following week swap the roles. This would be a novel sight in Sydney traffic, you should be able to sell advertising space ,as they do on busses:p:D:D

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I'm not quite sure where the first question came from.:oAre you thinking of using them for heat generation?:(

Good idea with the harnessing but then Skully would have small pieces of yellow painted Land Rover attached to their snouts/noses,depending what they have.:D

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And skulls sticky taped to their horns:wasntme:Procrastinating about colours and scones.:angel:

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Goat whisperer? There's a few things I told the goats this evening ... & I sure as hell didn't do any whispering :Rolling:

The neighbours already look at me weirdly when they see me taking them for a walk ... I don't think Sydney traffic would quite be able to cope just yet, apart from which they are rather skittish when outside their comfort zone. I made the mistake of letting them off their leads on one occasion, & they got spooked & dashed up a neighbours driveway, straight into the path of a dog. I had no idea they could run so fast until I had to round them up. :Rolling:

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They should come good with blinkers or blindfolds:p

God no, Hauritz has dislocated a finger ... he's not going to be playing anymore! :(

Shut the hell up Cooper, can't you tell I'm in a bad mood :p ... this is not going well for Australia ... he can't bowl with his finger bent all over the place.

Actually I did the very same thing playing football with my brother in the bedroom. I went to grab the ball, flung myself against the wall & my finger ended up at right angles ... it was most unpleasant.

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Does his dislocated finger have anything to do with goats? And if so,he deserves it.:mad:If he was a footballer they would just put it back in on the sideline,tape it up and send him back in.What kind of sook is he?;)

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