:Rolling::Rolling:Absolute classic NM, absolute classic! :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:
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Well I'm glad you're enjoying my day :Rolling:don't suppose you want to swap do you? Yes, he is a tom, a very annoying one at that, I mean WTF, EVERY damn morning ... drives me insane. Have you any idea how damn cold it is at 5 in the morning. I despise the cold at the best of times, but at that hour I am seriously not in a good frame of mind ... Have even tried sneaking in the shower without him noticing ... oh, I've got it, I'll have to get Tony to put a lock on the door ... that'll fix him. Sucked in Muffin! :Rolling: Having to get out of the damn shower & close the door after he lets himself in ... Between him and the deaf cat intentionally knocking everything of tables, & insisting on drinking out of glasses ... I think I need a pet psychologist, don't know of any do you?
Do I think you lead a pampered life, why hell yes! :ohyes: Let me guess, you live in Byron Bay or somewhere close? Oh yes, I can see how cold you would get at 5 in the morning ... heated bed? ugh boots? Me thinks a mug of concrete first thing in the morning would do the trick ... I lived there, so I know you don't get the freezing cold temperatures we get :p:p
And don't talk to me about the wretched cats ... woke me up at 4:30 this morning carrying on like pork chops! And as for the damn deaf cat ... that's why I've tried a nice fresh bowl of water for him, but he insists on putting his paw in it & tipping it over ... :wallbash::Thump:
Ya gotta be blonde through and through. :wasntme:Outwitted by a moggy, :o not once but repeatedly, :eek: the same way every day. :confused: