Thread: Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

Originally Posted by cooper

No,it was too small and could not read it.But that is only in specialised "English" shops I would think.

And you feel these establishments are not worthy of your patronage?

I've driven 250klm for a lot less!!

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

I've driven 250km/h for a lot less!!

Slight correction.

Just as well you've got a good sense of humour then, isn't it? ... yes, I know, a strange smiley response, but think it's my favourite at the moment ... cracks me up everytime I see it ...

Originally Posted by cooper

Went to the post office today,and guess what,my prize from Panda's name quiz was thereAnd what did I get for three or four days of wracking my brain trying to work out her 'easy' clues?Without a doubt,the most useless and silly gift that I have ever receivedFor that very reason it will also be the most precious one as wellIn fact,I am not going to use it at all,I am going to insist that when I die it will be cremated with me.That should stir some people up.
And what is it? I hear you all beg.Well when I opened it I thought it was a little container of Ziggy and Zelda's ploppies.But no,here are the attached words.
Congratulations.

You are now the proud owner of Land Rover mud compound

Instructions:

1.Tip your mud compound into a 9.5cm diameter metal bowl
2.Add enough warm water until your Land Rover mud compound reaches the desired consistency.
3. Stir.
4.Set aside 15 mins to cool
5.Dip fingertips into bowl and flick Land Rover mud compound onto your Land Rover

Voila!

Your Land Rover will now be the envy of your friends and family...


Now,are you so sad that you did not win this?I thought so

FFS you crack me up something shocking ... "yes, just what I wanted" ... ...

Yes, thought that one might be one of your favourites ... I say, one of your favourites ... God I love that crab ...

Yes, don't see why can't use them elsewhere, though everyone will probably be talking about you ...

Originally Posted by cooper

Man,it was so funny,I opened it at the post office after telling them it was a prize in a competition.They all looked dumbfounded when i said "yes,just what I wanted"
For obvious reasons this is one of my favourites.Some great ones in there,are we going to use them outside of this thread?

OH MY GOD............now were giveing AULRO computing lessons over the phone.............


I an'nt ad me TEA yet

Originally Posted by Panda

No, he hasn't. But no doubt when he sees this he will retaliate ... to which I respond ...

HEY SLEEPY ... BRING IT ON

...

Who me???

COOPER ... EMERGENCY ...

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo ... forgot where my crab is

Originally Posted by cooper

I love that Donkey having a crap,but could not remember where it was.And this one.
They think that I am slightly strange for having mail delivered to me under the name of Aloysious P. Snodgrass the Third. Found it