Send over some cakes, I have a reciepe.
 
Trojan Lamintons
 
Ingredients: 
One piece of disgustinly filthy foam rubber
from a bus, train or other suitabley filthy
public venue, the older the better.
 
1 lb of dark brown or black grease,
can be substituted with vegemite
for young or foriegn folk.
 
Medium size packet dedicated coconut.
Method:
Cut foam rubber into bite size pieces 1" cubed.
Spread grease or vegemite generously over foam.
Grate dedicated coconut.
Roll covered foam in coconut.
Makes enough to make you unpopular.
 
				
			
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