Just got home,

Had a bit of fun today,guy came in and in a loud voice asked if we sell oars,said yes,then he asked me if i had bollocks,said,actually yes,but what business is it of yours?H e looked at me. I pointed at our manageress and said,"she does not have bollocks" but I have,he asked what you call the things that you put the oars in were called,said "rowlocks"he went red.Everyone was grinning because i answered him as loud as he asked,so all the shop heard.Could not help but add that he should not use his gay bar pick up lines in general retail shops.

Eventually he saw the funny side.

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