Relegated to page 2! what's happening ?
well Uncle Potter's come back, Helga the tour guide gave him his marching orders when she had spent all his pocket money given to him as spends for his and Aunty Potter(nee Smith)'s holiday in Ireland.
She also found out that he couldn't marry her because of Aunty Potter(nee Smith)still being married to him,plus the fact that he now only fires blanks, and that only every other Tuesday after he's had Cod in butter sauce,something to do getting her residence visa easier if she was 'podded' as he said,Aunty doesn't know he's back.
I think he's in for a shock as she's changed the locks and has died her hair blonde and is seeing the bingo caller Mervyn from Gala bingo in Oldham,Greater Manchester, I must say she does look a bit tarty in that mini skirt and fleece in Man U team colours,(given to her as a love token by Mervyn)
I think she will be moving in with Mervyn as he's got a house in Lees with a front door,and an outside light,something she's always wanted.
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If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Aye up Ian, Been busy, deadly quite again.
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