Thread: Interesting, Odd or Funny Pics.

How Peter Garret came up with his dance moves:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGEWhPoNm1g]electric fence - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7bmC4Gfo0A]Midnight Oil - Back On The Borderline (1980) - YouTube[/ame]

Acquired taste I know but I loved the "Bird Noises" and "Head Injuries" albums

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

This is part of an actual instruction manual given to me by a friend who wants me to fix their videophone...