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85 county
Spoken by a true poofy overly PC nanny state aussie. For crying out its Saudi Arabia !!!~! where a Sunday drive is all about how high you can jump your new Lexis, then its not new so you get another one for next Sunday.
Or look at ababjani? However you spell it? Cant be bothered opening Google maps. a former CCCP full of mad Scots and yanks and highly polluted beaches, highly photo shopped on a 007 movie a few years back. By the way what the hell was that poofy copy of an 007 doing driving with the hood down?? every one knows its a buck ( IE 1 USD) to drive past a GAI in Baku, hood down means you must have some really serial roof ( roof = ex KGB mafia etc security) but still no roof means 2USD for every GAI you drive past, ( GAI = trafic cops). But any way back to the 3 wheeled Lada antics of Baku. Or how about the fish hooks on the autobahn which seem all the Bosh craze ATM, 200 klms an hour slap the bitch of a Merc into R and nail it. who leaves the biggest hook get the Kudos and possibly the chicks, well not unless your face looks like a Bakau GAI officers backside, which is rather leathery i would assume since it spends all its time holding its own body weight. Now how about a normal race of people like the SWEEEEDS. After fitting v4 twostrokes then slapping a turbo to every thing years before the japs got in on the act and before you could show your crack, well not with out being arrested that is. no they aren’t silly they just fitt 2" nails to there wheels so they can park on a slope using the hand brake but there mates on the island just over there fit fat rubber and figgen big V*s so they don’t have to take a boat. 4 wheel drives that drive on ice snow sand rocks and even sealed roads. AND water. how do they do that, well they just drive FASTER. but in all honesty the Maddest bunch of the lot are the ones who cross deserts in silly pommy 4x4 challenging radioactive man hunting roos, drop bears and hoop snakes not to mention the Afghani camels.
Rant over
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