Thread: Interesting, Odd or Funny Pics.

Originally Posted by spudboy

I guess it just wanted to see if it could drive ?

That toothbrush one is very good!

The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there,"
as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the
rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to
go wherever I wish, on any land!! No questions asked or
answers given!! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his
chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams,
looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being
chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer,
and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before
he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top
of his lungs, "Your badge, show him your BADGE! !"