Thread: Off to buy the wife some flowers

Originally Posted by disco_mitch

youz are all with the wrong girls, me and mine go wheelin i cant make something she tells me i need lockers, i hit the body she tells me i need lift, the diffs hit i need bigger tires, she was happy in a wrangler with 4inch lift and 35s, she says im going out with the girls for dinner i say no worries im going camping with the boys for the weekend she just asks to call and let her know im ok when i can. as long as i look after her to shes happy like this week she convinced me to buy a new vacum instead of a compressor

nah I would have bought the compressor as I need another one for the Fender cause my disco has air lockers in it



Mrs ho har

Originally Posted by digger

sounds like shes a keeper!!

oh she sure is

Originally Posted by stevo68

Nope...sorry.....women like that don't exist......they can't.....surely. Are you sure this person isn't packing franks and beans downstairs ,

not packin franks and beans
Regards

Stevo

Originally Posted by Basil135

If she exists, then we need a pic to prove it.

im sorry but pics wont prove it

Originally Posted by The ho har's

nah I would have bought the compressor as I need another one for the Fender cause my disco has air lockers in it



Mrs ho har

yea ok well i cant have it all i guess

Originally Posted by austastar

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed..+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1
You leave the toilet seat up..-5
You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights are out..-30
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5
But return with beer ..-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5
You pummel it with a six iron..+10
It's her father..-10

Social Engagements:

You stay by her side the entire party..0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy..-2
Named Tiffany..-4
Tiffany is a dancer..-6
Tiffany has implants..-8

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner..0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10

A Night Out With The Boys:

Go out with a pal ..-5
And the pal is happily married ..-4
Or frighteningly single ..-7
And he drives a Mustang..-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie..+2
You take her to a movie she likes..+4
You take her to a movie you hate..+6
You take her to a movie you like..-2
It's called DeathCop 3..-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ..-30
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800

The Big Question:

She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5
You hesitate in responding..-10
You reply, "Where?"..-35

Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ..0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..-20

Good grief.... after some careful calculation.....

... it looks like I have to take her to 3 movies I hate to get back to zero

Mark

Originally Posted by cooper

And is she called Tiffany?

I guess the most important question has still to be asked: "Does she have a sister?"

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Here's a man who knows how to choose a woman He obviously considered all the important aspects of her and didn't just look at her tits

choosing women isnt quite like choosing a car when you get a car you can than mod it to make it what you want......women arent easy to mod make sure your getting what you want from word go, most women like to be taken to a fancy restaraunt the needs your credit card to pay our fist date came about coz i was heading away for a weekend of camping and downhill mountain biking and asked her if she wanted to come and she did so we went camping for a first date how many women would be up for that