Thread: The average mole...

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[QUOTE=cooper;1059885]Hey G-rock,I can call him that,we are buddies

Q: What do you get when you have a Company of moles acting like idiots in their Citadels?
A: MoleAsses

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Horizontal or vertical? Straight or curved? Are the corners banked? I cannot stand being fed snippets, if you are desirous of sharing facts/showing off your knowledge, then give us all the relevant details please.

Well it depends on where the mole comes from,one from the north side of Kinder Scout is measured from just behind it's nostrils to the tip of it's tail and from it's outstreched front feet to just before the nail.

Weight is determined by the size of it's head,ie a 4" diameter one approx 3 lbs is called a 'Kinger' going down by Queenie,Butler to a Waster which is 1"

The 'hole' should be as straight as possible buttressed where needed along with steel banding simular to that used in the Butterly Tunnel (where the Cromford Canal goes under Butterly Foundry) any deviation ie slight bend will be measured by the string method,the time allowed is from sun set to sun rise(in the event of poor visabilty for the judges,the time allowed is by the time taken to walk from Bakewell to Buxton carring a weeks shopping for two people) on the 23 of November 1954 a Kinger from the Alport Castles area did 306' without a break,only then stopping when a small worm fell into his left ear.

Other areas could be different.

Just a quick question






















do we now have the star...skulls...and now the mole thread to contend with


Mrs ho har

Originally Posted by cooper

Hey G-rock,I can call him that,we are buddies,who got the government grant to define"average" in the mole world.How did they do it?Did they have a mole olympics or just conduct a mole poll.

That information was top secret, don't tell me there is a mole!

Originally Posted by Grockle

Well it depends on where the mole comes from,one from the north side of Kinder Scout is measured from just behind it's nostrils to the tip of it's tail and from it's outstreched front feet to just before the nail.

Weight is determined by the size of it's head,ie a 4" diameter one approx 3 lbs is called a 'Kinger' going down by Queenie,Butler to a Waster which is 1"

The 'hole' should be as straight as possible buttressed where needed along with steel banding simular to that used in the Butterly Tunnel (where the Cromford Canal goes under Butterly Foundry) any deviation ie slight bend will be measured by the string method,the time allowed is from sun set to sun rise(in the event of poor visabilty for the judges,the time allowed is by the time taken to walk from Bakewell to Buxton carring a weeks shopping for two people) on the 23 of November 1954 a Kinger from the Alport Castles area did 306' without a break,only then stopping when a small worm fell into his left ear.

Other areas could be different.

LMFAO!

Originally Posted by cooper

And we cannot blame Panda for this one

I think they'll all just molealong together