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....a family of Koalas over with 'postage not paid' labels on them?.
I got woken up in the night by a knock on the door,so I looked out of the dunnie window to see 6 Koalas on the step,I heard the large one say to two of the smaller ones,"when he comes to the door look duey eye'd and say Uncle Grockle suprize,we've come to stay with you,whilst were hear can you get these Land Rover parts for us please,their for a 100" WB special".
So who sent them?, their's outstanding freight and tax charges of Aus$550.58 plus vets costs of £175.95! they can't be anything to do with me,I've never been further south than Bournemouth.
The big one Emerson and his sisters are from Goddard St.Coolah NSW,(allegedly)the story goes they were evicted by there landlord a foreign looking chap with beerey breath by the name of Len R Pooicer last Wednesday,again how come they were sent to me?
Don't get me wrong they are pleasent enough,have a sense of humour not unlike Coope's,just a minute
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No thanks necessary.
I hope you don't have a problem with the potage on the Eucalypts that are on the way.
Two shipments, small one is fresh leaves to tide you over. Second is half a dozen 4m trees.
You'll probably need a tall glasshouse.
Is this a problem?
Swaggie
Would you like some big Reds and Blue Flyers to keep them company? your Hunt could have an interesting time trying to muster them over fences and in forests.
URSUSMAJOR
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thanx
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thanx guys,I think I know who sent them,I've put them up in next door who are away doing time for tupperware party fraud , I never knew they could sing so loud, they love the Scary Fragile album by Butterfly Boucher,Emily the youngest has got a tonuge on her because she couldn't ring her friend Neil.
Emerson the eldest is outside as I thread trying to hotwire No5's Subaru Impreza STI,bless him,yep there he goes!
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Coope you don't how they came me do you,there shopping list for certain parts for a 100" WB special ring any bells, and that foul mouthed Emily is still ranting about ringing her friend Neil.Originally Posted by cooper
Hey G-rock,that Emily,she knows every dirty word in the koalaese language.Could not wait to get rid of them since they tried to give Phang the foxy a bad case of "sticky bum".
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Are you sure Coope,I didn't think Panda was like that,I find it hard to believe that it was Panda who taught Emerson hotwiring and Emily swear words'the smaller two have gone into town after hiding in the back of the postmans van,god knows what they'll come back with.I cannot tell a lie G-rock.I think it was Panda.She has mentioned before how it is about time you got your come-uppence.
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Aye up NM,are you well,yes send the poor thing over, but not labeled 'charges will be paid in UK', nextdoor are doing time until December 2010.G-Rock can you fit in a possum? to save it from being shot and fed to a Siberian Husky?
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I thought they got 6 months for that tuppaware fraud, do you get reverse parole over there?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Swaggie
NM, how large a carton have you got? You can have a few of my possums, particularly the big male that sleeps in a roof gutter outside my office window. He is a real grunter and fighter. Could you also fit a few thousand Asian geckos? I am sure the poms would love their entertaining evening chorale.G-Rock can you fit in a possum? to save it from being shot and fed to a Siberian Husky?
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