NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

a little off topic but:twisted:Servo couple filmed having sex while filling up - Northern Territory News

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Originally Posted by lewy

every story has 2 sides

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Nah - I won't ask.

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Now that I've seen the photo of the woman, and read some of her elloquent quotations I'm thinking 5 bucks could be just about on the money, I'd possibly even be asking for change .....

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Originally Posted by adm333

:eek::eek::eek:

Now that I've seen the photo of the woman, and read some of her elloquent quotations I'm thinking 5 bucks could be just about on the money, I'd possibly even be asking for change .....

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I had similar thoughts but I wasn't game to post it.

Dave.

You have to understand the NT News only runs 4 stories, if they dont involve.Croc's...Sex...Alcohol..or Drugs ..They just dont cut and aren't worth of much mention at all.If you can involve more than 1 of those topics in the same story well thats even better.
The NT news would never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Cheers Ean

so what happens if a guy gets mauled by a croc after trying to do the dirty with it after a night on the turps and maybe a cone or two?

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Originally Posted by Sprint

so what happens if a guy gets mauled by a croc after trying to do the dirty with it after a night on the turps and maybe a cone or two?

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That would just make him normal, he'd be the same as the other 95% of croc attacks, but he'd still get 1 or 2 days front page, a few weeks in the letters to the editor and page 2 revamp when the next attack happens..
Cheers Ean

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Originally Posted by Ean Austral

You have to understand the NT News only runs 4 stories, if they dont involve.Croc's...Sex...Alcohol..or Drugs ..They just dont cut and aren't worth of much mention at all.If you can involve more than 1 of those topics in the same story well thats even better.
The NT news would never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Cheers Ean

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Which only get bumped by a murder.

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Originally Posted by Sprint

so what happens if a guy gets mauled by a croc after trying to do the dirty with it after a night on the turps and maybe a cone or two?

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That would be newsworthy if he was mauled by the woman, got the croc drunk and had sex with it....only because the croc prefers crack...:eek::D

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Originally Posted by MickS

That would be newsworthy if he was mauled by the woman, got the croc drunk and had sex with it....only because the croc prefers crack...:eek::D

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In the case of the 1 that bit me whilst I was spear fishing many years ago ..it was Bum Crack..Showing someone croc teeth marks on ya bum cheeks gets some odd looks
ITS A LONG STORY

Cheers Ean