NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

Having Humpty Doo at Humpty Doo,took his eyes off the job in er hand or.....:eek:

well it sure beats having Aural sex, every time that happens, someone always cops an earful!:(

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Originally Posted by 87County

Glanced thru this thread.....

it's not really clear if he was on his own or not....

I'm thinking that he must have more flex in his backbone than I have (if he was on his own)


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Or he was extremely well endowed.

Dave.

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Originally Posted by MickS

Ahh a fellow Mopar man!!..My first was a VC similar to this...

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...09/10/1167.jpg

....and didn't the back seat of that get smashed at the old Caringbah drive in....:eek::D

Second was a VE....

https://rsp-secure.com/shop/e-cat/im...iant-67-68.jpg

Got rid of the VE when the back door flew open going around a corner and my son was heading for the exit, sliding along the recently armouralled vinyl rear seat...:angel: One hand on wheel, the other stretched over the bench seat grabbing at his shirt...can look back and laugh now though...oh, and he was not conceived in the back of the VC at Caringbah either..:p

Funny how they never came out with a VD series Valiant...:angel:

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I can beat this. Wasn't my first car but very early in my driving days.

Note the carbies. This was a very quick car in its day.

Dave.


http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3645/img3814.jpg



https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

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Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

I can beat this. Wasn't my first car but very early in my driving days.

Note the carbies. This was a very quick car in its day.

Dave.






http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6492/img3813c.jpg

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Nice mate...I like the S series.. only about 10,000 were made..

The best 1 was a bloke on the front page of the NT news about 12mths ago and he got caught speeding, and when the cops walked up to the car, he was just finishing giving himself as hand job, but to top it all off he had a heap of drugs in the car he was bringing up from SA.
Then he admitted it to the newspaper and got his photo front page..
Bloody Champion.....Tosser that is





Cheers Ean

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Originally Posted by MickS

Tsk, tsk, tsk...terrible stuff this really...eating whilst driving..:twisted:

Says he came out of it with hip injuries...:eek: Could have been a lot worse...:Rolling::Rolling: Might have spent the rest of his life sitting down to go to the toilet...:D

NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

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I find this story a bit hard to swallow..;)

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Originally Posted by Disco300Tdi

I find this story a bit hard to swallow..;)

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I ain't touching that one...:lol2:

either i got to get a smaller steering wheel in the Siii or a smaller gut:TakeABow:

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Originally Posted by Randylandy

either i got to get a smaller steering wheel in the Siii or a smaller gut:TakeABow:

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Well you can either decrease you girth by dieting or increase your girth and by expensive elective surgery. I'm not talking about Liposuction either.