Thread: NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

Your just jealous cause Discos don't have beachseats and column shifts




I should of never got rid of my old Valiant, damn it. I miss that car.

And where did it happen ???

..... a place called "Humpty Doo"

While having oral sex.

Interesting way to put it, 'while receiving oral sex', I can understand.

The acrobatics to do much else, oral sexually, and still be able to drive might have been possible in my F100, but not in any other car I've ever owned.

I wonder, if when judging this kind of sport, you lose points for having limbs extending outside the car.

Originally Posted by abaddonxi

While having oral sex.

Interesting way to put it, 'while receiving oral sex', I can understand.

The acrobatics to do much else, oral sexually, and still be able to drive might have been possible in my F100, but not in any other car I've ever owned.

I wonder, if when judging this kind of sport, you lose points for having limbs extending outside the car.

lol. I'd say being drunk and having prior convictions were the key causalities.

You Guy's need to read the Darwin new's more often,this is common occurence, or so they say, there's either alot of Horny people up here, or alot of Braggers.
Surprised he wasn't asleep at the wheel when the cops arrived.
Cheers Ean

Originally Posted by dobbo

Your just jealous cause Discos don't have beachseats and column shifts




I should of never got rid of my old Valiant, damn it. I miss that car.

Ahh a fellow Mopar man!!..My first was a VC similar to this...



....and didn't the back seat of that get smashed at the old Caringbah drive in....

Second was a VE....



Got rid of the VE when the back door flew open going around a corner and my son was heading for the exit, sliding along the recently armouralled vinyl rear seat... One hand on wheel, the other stretched over the bench seat grabbing at his shirt...can look back and laugh now though...oh, and he was not conceived in the back of the VC at Caringbah either..

Funny how they never came out with a VD series Valiant...

Certainly it would of been better to pull over to the side of the road... as no doubt it would of only taken 2 minutes of his time

Originally Posted by stooge

Certainly it would of been better to pull over to the side of the road... as no doubt it would of only taken 2 minutes of his time

That long? wow, you guys go for ages