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Thread: NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

  1. 8th October 2009, 05:07 PM #21
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    Having Humpty Doo at Humpty Doo,took his eyes off the job in er hand or.....
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  2. 8th October 2009, 05:20 PM #22
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    well it sure beats having Aural sex, every time that happens, someone always cops an earful!
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  3. 8th October 2009, 05:51 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by 87County View Post
    Glanced thru this thread.....

    it's not really clear if he was on his own or not....

    I'm thinking that he must have more flex in his backbone than I have (if he was on his own)


    Or he was extremely well endowed.

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  4. 8th October 2009, 10:22 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post
    Ahh a fellow Mopar man!!..My first was a VC similar to this...



    ....and didn't the back seat of that get smashed at the old Caringbah drive in....

    Second was a VE....



    Got rid of the VE when the back door flew open going around a corner and my son was heading for the exit, sliding along the recently armouralled vinyl rear seat... One hand on wheel, the other stretched over the bench seat grabbing at his shirt...can look back and laugh now though...oh, and he was not conceived in the back of the VC at Caringbah either..

    Funny how they never came out with a VD series Valiant...

    I can beat this. Wasn't my first car but very early in my driving days.

    Note the carbies. This was a very quick car in its day.

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  5. 8th October 2009, 10:28 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Whippy View Post
    I can beat this. Wasn't my first car but very early in my driving days.

    Note the carbies. This was a very quick car in its day.

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    Nice mate...I like the S series.. only about 10,000 were made..
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  6. 8th October 2009, 10:39 PM #26
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    The best 1 was a bloke on the front page of the NT news about 12mths ago and he got caught speeding, and when the cops walked up to the car, he was just finishing giving himself as hand job, but to top it all off he had a heap of drugs in the car he was bringing up from SA.
    Then he admitted it to the newspaper and got his photo front page..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post
    Tsk, tsk, tsk...terrible stuff this really...eating whilst driving..

    Says he came out of it with hip injuries... Could have been a lot worse... Might have spent the rest of his life sitting down to go to the toilet...

    NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'
    I find this story a bit hard to swallow..
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  8. 9th October 2009, 09:49 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco300Tdi View Post
    I find this story a bit hard to swallow..
    I ain't touching that one...
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  9. 9th October 2009, 11:00 AM #29
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    either i got to get a smaller steering wheel in the Siii or a smaller gut
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  10. 9th October 2009, 11:18 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randylandy View Post
    either i got to get a smaller steering wheel in the Siii or a smaller gut

    Well you can either decrease you girth by dieting or increase your girth and by expensive elective surgery. I'm not talking about Liposuction either.
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