Thread: NT driver crashed 'while having oral sex'

In car video of the driver just before the crash.....

Originally Posted by stooge

Cant you move your seat all the way back??

You can move them back

Now had this bloke been driving one of those new cars that sense an accident is about to occur, rather than a Hilux - you think the outcome may have been a bit different...?

Imagine the air bag going off when his passenger was mid fellāre....

every story has 2 sides


No oral sex, says ute crash waitress - Northern Territory News

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.

But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

NT News - Only paper in the world to publish the rise and fall of the blow job index alongside the rest of the financial news.

[quote]Even the unnamed driver's statement to police had no hints of any ******** taking place.

"I don't understand where that story has come from,'' she said.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.

"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.''
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it was difficult enough driving past the local police station whilst a female friend was umm..... entertaining...... and I'm with RandyLandy on this one..... my gut was more of an obstacle than the centre console in the landcruiser wagon i was driving at the time!

While its always sad when someone get hurt... but my god this thread is comedy gold