Thread: 'Titanic' v Bill Clinton

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read


Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bull**** artist.


Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack en joys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill .


Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose 's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica .


Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :... Monica ' s forced to return her gifts.


Titanic:........ Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack .


Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica .. ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary -- basically the same thing

Should be in the jokes page.

Dave.