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  1. 22nd December 2009, 10:57 AM #1
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    4 stages in the life of a Land Rover owner.

    Not denying what I said about Santa in the “what do you think about Christmas” poll/thread, I thought I would share with you the 4 stages a Land Rover enthusiast goes through during his lifetime, in case you did not know.

    Stage one:-- As a little boy He does believe in Santa, totally trusting what his parents do tell him.

    Stage two:-- He does not believe in Santa, no longer trusting in what his parents tell him.

    Stage three:--In order to be able to afford the Fuel for his hungry V8 motor, he gets a second job working as Santa in a shopping centre, so that he can afford to go somewhere occasionally.

    Stage four:-- He wakes up bleary eyed one morning and glances at his Isuzu 4BDI Land Rover in his drive to see if it is still there, then wanders into the bathroom, looks at the mirror, noting that his mirror image looking back at him now has a beard because he cant be bothered shaving, and to his horror he suddenly realises that he has finally turned into Santa Claus.

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
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  2. 22nd December 2009, 11:12 AM #2
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    Had a few in Nimbin before making that one up?
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  3. 22nd December 2009, 11:23 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by rovercare View Post
    Had a few in Nimbin before making that one up?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Chong
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  4. 22nd December 2009, 11:43 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by rovercare View Post
    Had a few in Nimbin before making that one up?
    I do not drink or use drugs [other than those prescribed by the doctor for my heart and Pseudogout], and rarely get to Nimbin. I live 12km away from Nimbin, but Nimbin is the closest town.

    A year ago I saw something similar on a T-shirt, which I thought was very funny, and so I modified this a bit to suit Land Rover drivers.

    I do have a beard and do drive an Isuzu Diesel Land Rover, and noted comments on several previous threads about Isuzu drivers having beards, so thought this would get a laugh.
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  5. 22nd December 2009, 11:50 AM #5
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    It did - I had a chuckle...

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  6. 22nd December 2009, 04:17 PM #6
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    Very funny I had a laugh.
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