Thread: Cougars

Originally Posted by Armadillo

Priceless....

X 2

Speaking of older women, anyone seen the new Massive Attack clip? The very much not safe for work one?

Yeah.
I'm not sure if I am disturbed by it, or if i'm not and I should be?

opened this thread thinking it might be something like the one I started on the Australian Black Panther. Of course I did find that it is not.

Lots of rape victims bear scars for a long time, even a life time. I have never ben a rape victim, but know women who were raped, and have talked to men who were raped [some by males, not by women, at least one elderly man I met was raped by both men and women]. Even years later you can see they are hurting if you talk to them.

For some strange reason many people have asked if I am a priest, and then open up to me, so I hear a lot of things that would not normally be discussed by them.

well this thread has turned to crap.

A lot of people have been raped, murdered, tickled with a feather duster and a wet lettuce at the same time. And unfortunately, it will happen in the future as well. With or without your involvement.

With PC idiots like the people posting some of posts on this thread running the world, no wonder comedy is a dying art.

The night was warm. I and the other alpha male made our way to grab a granny…errr….the waterhole. Once inside, we separated, and stayed close to cover. We moved about, shocked at the amount of young males who were blatantly oblivious to the danger that surrounded them. Some sat, some stood. The lights were dim, and music pulsated. Suddenly, I saw a group of 4 males separate from the fifth…..they were going outside for a smoke, leaving the younger 5th member to mind the table and their beverages. He lapped thirstily. Then, from out of the shadows, she appeared. A beast of a cougar…primped blonde hair, trowled on makeup, push up bra, leopard skin top and a Gosford skirt (close to The Entrance)….with no thought for my own safety, and with cat like reflexes, I managed to place myself between the cougar and the frightened male….she shouted obscenities, her face a mask of seething hatred…she quickly scurried away back into the darkness. I turned to the young male and told him that was the only time being a non-smoker could have killed him. I stayed until the others returned.

I returned to my patrol of the waterhole…when suddenly a commotion came from the other side. The other alpha male was being dragged away by a group of four cougars…it was carnage…they were all over him like a rash…yet he seemed to put up no resistance….I ran to help, but it was too late…with a smile, he shouted “Save yourself..” before he disappeared into the dark of the night…..I’ve not heard from him since.

At this point, I realised resistance was futile. The waterhole had been overrun by an influx of cougars. I suspect a shopping tour that ended late...They were everywhere. About this time I lost consciousness…. The next thing I remember I woke up in bed…..a cougar asleep on my arm….oh my god….what had I done? Then it dawned on me.…a young male had survived the night because of my unselfish act of taking a cougar home….it is that same unselfish act that will see me return to the wilds next week….it is a burden I shall now carry….

I think we can make an exception to the pics rule for this thread.

Originally Posted by Tombie2

Oh... Been there, did that....

I was 19, she was 47.....

Bumped into her daughter at a party years later... That was amusing!

did you end up hooking up with her too? lol, (please say yes haha)