Thread: Cougars

Ummm, so what did you choose?

Depending on what you chose either end could be sore

The Bin 389....

Cougars out for a thrill!

"Ten brief minutes trawling CougarLife.com, the world's foremost online cougar registry, and my kneecaps were clanging like toy cymbals in a pre-school music class.

Cougar Life president Claudia Opdenkelder greeted me with a snapshot of herself in bed devouring a young Robbie Pattinson double like he was a spit-roasted rabbit basted in honey-mustard."

had a disturbing thought when i saw this thread before leaving for work this morning....

10 years ago i was a member of a stargate fansite, and i had 2 accounts, one was my regular one, the other was one i used when i wanted to switch to a happier, more fun loving persona...

the name? Cougar_cub...............

oh dear

Originally Posted by Sprint

had a disturbing thought when i saw this thread before leaving for work this morning....

10 years ago i was a member of a stargate fansite, and i had 2 accounts, one was my regular one, the other was one i used when i wanted to switch to a happier, more fun loving persona...

the name? Cougar_cub...............

oh dear

Cougar_cub...it's ok.....come back - the forum needs you...

"It's hard to find a man my age," she said. "True story. All my girlfriends in their 30s are experiencing this. All the men my age have baggage. They've got wives, ex-girlfriends, kids, emotional issues.

"The quality of the guys out there is really low. So many hang-ups. That's why (we're) looking for these younger men."

I know this lowers the tone, but I gotta wonder how much these women have created the problem for themselves. They grabbed some poor sucker, ate him up, spat him out. Now they want new meat for breakfast.

Originally Posted by disco2hse

I know this lowers the tone, but I gotta wonder how much these women have created the problem for themselves. They grabbed some poor sucker, ate him up, spat him out. Now they want new meat for breakfast.

My extensive and intensive research has found this to be the case. We need to rally around our cougar victims....get them to join Cougar Bait Anonymous...."Hello, my name's John and I'm cougar bait..." Maybe a concert, like Farm Aid...instead Cougar Bait Aid....Brian Haner has started the ball rolling in that regard with his latest LP.....