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  1. 22nd January 2010, 11:51 PM #21
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    I take 000 calls for a living and there is no way I could have handled that one without saying something that would get me into trouble.
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  2. 23rd January 2010, 09:25 AM #22
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    wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?
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  3. 23rd January 2010, 10:25 AM #23
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    I thought it was Col Elliott.

    "It's a hard to say I Love You, when you're, sittin' on ma face"

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  4. 23rd January 2010, 10:44 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?
    Yes....

    "I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...."
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  5. 23rd January 2010, 11:03 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    wasn't there a song by Monty Python on their contractural obligation album called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"?
    yes

    sit on my face done as a pianist sketch in a posh resteraunt setting. but also carried out by a chior, waiters I think from memory in the live from the hollywood bowl.. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc"]YouTube- Sit on My Face[/ame] and the lyrics.


    "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
    I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
    I love to hear you oralize,
    When I'm between your thighs;
    You blow me away!

    Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
    I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
    Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
    And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
    'Till we're blown away!"




    Quote Originally Posted by Col.Coleman View Post
    I thought it was Col Elliott.

    "It's a hard to say I Love You, when you're, sittin' on ma face"

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    theres many people whove used that line, and while Col Elliot has said it I think that deadpan delivery of elliot goblet was the best one ive seen of it tho...
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  6. 23rd January 2010, 11:12 AM #26
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    Before looking at the link, I was thinking of a different scenario that reminded me of Bill Sneddon (leader of Liberal Party in early 70's) who died on the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shonky View Post
    How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?

    The mechanics of that are mind boggling!
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  8. 23rd January 2010, 11:35 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shonky View Post
    How on earth does a 54kg bloke have kids to a 136kg bird?
    That would make a huge parrot....Polly want a cracker NOW!!
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    Any NOFX fans on here? Hotdog in a hallway?
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  10. 23rd January 2010, 05:49 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bush65 View Post
    Before looking at the link, I was thinking of a different scenario that reminded me of Bill Sneddon (leader of Liberal Party in early 70's) who died on the job.
    So did the Cardinal of Paris, 1970's I think. In an up-market brothel. Madam is said to have rushed to find a gendarme and by chance found one who was crooked on the church because he couldn't get his marriage annulled. Instead of implementing a cover-up, le flic notified the press.
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