The presidents of Cascade, Tooheys, Carlton, XXXX and Coopers were at an international beer conference. They all decided to go to lunch together and the waitress asks them what they'd like to drink. The president of Cascade says without hesitation...."
I'll have a Cascade Draught"; the president of Tooheys says "I'll have Tooheys New, brewed from pure mountain water"; the Carlton president says"I'll have a Carlton Cold, the king of all beers";the guy from XXXX says without a pause "I'll have a XXXX, australias most well known and respected"; Mr Cooper glances at his lunch mates and says"I'll have a pepsi";
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, " If you guys arent drinking beer then neither am I".
