Three Sargent Majors, American, British and Aussie are talking about who has the toughest soldiers,
The American says "we have the toughest by far" and calls a young Private over orders him to put his kit on and jump out of a tree. The privates without question grabs his gear climbs up the tree and jumps, breaking both legs. The American says " now that's tough!".
The British Sargent Major laughs saying "that's not tough, this is tough" and calls over one of his privates. "Sir". He orders the private to get his full pack, kit and a machine gun, run 11 miles and jump off a building. So the private grabs his stuff legs it off on the run comes back and makes the jump. Breaking nearly every bone in his body with some internal bleeding! The British Sargent Major scoffs "now that's tough!"
The Aussie Sargent Major looks at them both and calls a digger over. "hey mate" he calls. He orders the digger to grab all his gear, run 15 miles, do 100 push-ups and jump off a 2 storey building. The digger looks at him, looks at his gear, looks at the building then looks back at the Sargent Major..................... He raises an eyebrow and bellows, "GET ***KED!, I'm going to the boozer" and walks off. The Aussie Sargent Major looks at the other two and says "now that's tough!, I'm going to the boozer".
