Thread: The Temple of Grockle

on ya easo

Afternoon people.
Andrew

good afternoon Mr Andrew.

Hey Johnno.
Got any contacts that exterminate rowdy neighbors?????
The mob one side played up friday nite,were still going when I went to work at 5.15am.
The other side played up last nite till around 2.30am.
ALMOST got the 120cc Husky chainsaw out thismorning to give it a good tune and run at 7.30am.
Had a gutsfull of neighbors that dont give a damn about anybody else.
Andrew

Originally Posted by LandyAndy

Hey Johnno.
Got any contacts that exterminate rowdy neighbors?????
The mob one side played up friday nite,were still going when I went to work at 5.15am.
The other side played up last nite till around 2.30am.
ALMOST got the 120cc Husky chainsaw out thismorning to give it a good tune and run at 7.30am.
Had a gutsfull of neighbors that dont give a damn about anybody else.
Andrew

I would have started the chainsaw @6.30am

FO ho har

evenin all,it's snowing like hell at the mo ,the 'at home' merkin fitting service has been suspended until further notice, re T.C Muffs telex
Andy run the LR up tonight with just the down pipe on

Originally Posted by LandyAndy

Hey Johnno.
Got any contacts that exterminate rowdy neighbors?????
The mob one side played up friday nite,were still going when I went to work at 5.15am.
The other side played up last nite till around 2.30am.
ALMOST got the 120cc Husky chainsaw out thismorning to give it a good tune and run at 7.30am.
Had a gutsfull of neighbors that dont give a damn about anybody else.
Andrew

Yeah I am with you Andy. We had the ferals down the road. THey loved putting on the Elctro-Dance music at 4am and blasting the street.

Calling the cops does nothing, they seemed to love the attention.


Chainsaw - (Maybe you could wear a Ice Hockey face-mask at the same time.)

some of my favourites

Potato in their exhaust pipe - an oldy but a goody
Vaseline blob on the back of the wiper blade - won't notice til it rains.
Pull their house fuse (The big one one the roof - you need a pole - chuck it on the lawn of the other ferals)
Fish carcass in behind the hubcap
Couple of rocks in the hubcap
Couple of cans of tuna on the roof - dont fully open them just a crack so the local pussy cats will spend all night fighting over them.
Couple of apples - sames as above but will attract the possums.
Ring the coppers and tell them you can smell a funny chemical smell coming from their shed.
Glycophosphate (Round-up) in a watering pistol - you can spell out a lovely greeting on their nature strip

(I better stop I am starting to enjoy this)


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Hi Sleepy
All well and good doing that till somebody looses an eye.
Not alot you can do about it Im afraid.
Andrew