Thread: The Temple of Grockle

got a few also got some good mates their plus i also have British citizenship

for got my uncle over their get a new jag every year as part of his work

Originally Posted by hillbilliywheelchair

got a few also got some good mates their plus i also have British citizenship

for got my uncle over their get a new jag every year as part of his work

give him my number quick before he buys his next one

i will his will be a good trade in as he never drives them he prefers his original mini cooper that my granddad bought him (even tho he is 6foot5)

night mr g the laptops battery is almost flat

see ya tomoz Jono

in last weeks Saddle Sniffers Weekly(Peak Advertiser)newspaper there was an article about the poultry and game shop E T Braithwaite and Sons on Monyash Road, Bakewell being held up by a 'burrow full' of angry rabbits who broke through the shop floor and held the chief poulterer a Mr Cedric P Muxlowe(75)of Roach End Cottages, Lower Moor, Bakewell hostage until there ransome demands were met,the head rabbit who would only make contact with the local Police constable(PC 367 Bryan Todd) via messages spelt out in dried 'tods' demanding the free release of all the rabbits being held in the hutches at the rear of the premises.PC Todd could hear chief poulterer Muxlowe having difficulty controlling himself as one of the younger rabbits was tortureing him with his fluffy tail(the rabbits not Mr Muxlowes),after a stand off of some hours the shop owner Ted Braithwaite agreed to show the head rabbit that the rabbits in the hutches were actually on holiday from Buxton and were having a great time peeing on the shop workers every time they went past to the outside toilet.

The rabbits(not angry now)left quietly with three links of best Derbyshire sausages each,chief poulterer Muxlowe is still in a state of shock in Bakewell Cottage Hospital(cards can be left at reception)but his doctor says 'for god sake make sure that there are no mention of rabbits or worse still pictures of them,we are slowly trying to bring him round to normality with short bursts of the film 'Bright eyes' in which all the rabbits are drawings and not real ones'

His wife Unice left for Malta clutching an old St Bruno tin within hours of her husband being taken into hospital,and has so far refused to make contact with him and was last seen sitting in a bar in Valletta town square with a tanned person of foreign origin(disguised as a rabbit)

left quietly with three links of best Derbyshire sausages each

Seasoning?

I'd say i read every page but no one would believe that so i will just start from here