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  1. 6th February 2010, 05:57 AM #1
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    True story

    Went into the local police station and asked the sergent in charge if there was a law against wives mistreating gearboxes. He said that there was'nt but there should be.
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  2. 6th February 2010, 06:20 AM #2
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    same could be said about the miss treating of map reading as well
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  3. 6th February 2010, 07:18 AM #3
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    watch it coops!!

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  4. 6th February 2010, 09:16 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen View Post
    It's a ploy you know....pretend you can't drive and you won't have to anymore

    Bit like blokes who break dishes when they wash up
    Break dishes????
    Its far easier to just put them in the bin instead of washing them and buy some more.
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  5. 6th February 2010, 07:22 PM #5
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    You reckon you got it bad with the gearbox...my partner pretends she doesnt know how to cook! And Im gonna marry her...what happened to the good old woman?!

    Angus
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  6. 6th February 2010, 10:47 PM #6
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    Up until today I thought I had married the only woman in Australia who couldn't cook. After 9 years she has produced a very nice roast lamb dinner. I have dozed most of the evening - pleasantly replete.
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  7. 6th February 2010, 11:08 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen View Post
    It's a ploy you know....pretend you can't drive and you won't have to anymore

    Bit like blokes who break dishes when they wash up
    Some 30 years ago I watched my father change the nappy on his newborn son while his (second) wife was out shopping. My sister also saw this procedure being performed by a very senior medico and said 'you've made a total hash of that, let me fix it up'.

    To which he replied 'it'll be just fine'.

    When the new bride returned from hunting and gathering she remarked 'Ron I'm never going to let you change him again'.

    He winked at me and she was true to her word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDisco View Post
    You reckon you got it bad with the gearbox...my partner pretends she doesnt know how to cook! And Im gonna marry her...what happened to the good old woman?!

    Angus

    that day went,when we let them in our pubs

    sorry ladies but i'm outta here
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  9. 6th February 2010, 11:37 PM #9
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    I remember my first skipper telling me I had to dive on the propeller to cut a rope out in the middle of winter, me telling him I couldnt swim..( although I hold the bronze medalian and bronze star for life saving)..

    When I walked out with a life jacket on with goggles and flippers ready to jump in the water to dive 3mtrs down to the propeller, he awarded the task to the other deckhand..

    I came unstuck several years later when I was attacked by a crocodile whilst spear fishing..Atleast that was in the warm water and I survived to tell the story..He even bought me a beer for putting 1 over him.


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