Box Crater-NT: closed

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Originally Posted by Greatsouthernland

Spose he wants "one miiiilyon dolllars"

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Nooooo, Muppet can't count that far. Being from Orange, he can get as far as 24 if he takes his shoes and socks off. :p

Better than most Orange inhabitants though - their normal idea of counting there is "one....two.....many....lots". :D

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Dammit Sheerluck, that was supposed to be a secret!
Yes, the crater is closed for my SUPEREVILMUPPETLAZEROFDOOM™
Strangy, you're hired :p
You can be sub-overlord of the North.
First task, go and pillage Sheerluck for not finishing his D3 :mad: :p

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I knew it!

(By the way, the cat has jumped off your lap. You can stop stroking now)

And if Strangy is coming up this way to pillage, bring some variety of medical equipment. I'm still broken. :(

Which one's Muppet?

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Originally Posted by sheerluck

(By the way, the cat has jumped off your lap. You can stop stroking now)

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That's hilarious :D

Interestingly, if you replace the google search 'dr evil cat' with 'dr evil pussy' the pictures get more interesting, like this .... :eek:

Yeah baby :D
Please.
A million dollars today is chump change.
If you're going to be an evil villain, might as well be an impossibly rich evil villain.
And Sheerluck.....
I WASN'T BORN HERE.
I don't have a cat....
SWMBO does.... :angel:

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Dammit Sheerluck, that was supposed to be a secret!
Yes, the crater is closed for my SUPEREVILMUPPETLAZEROFDOOM™
Strangy, you're hired :p
You can be sub-overlord of the North.
First task, go and pillage Sheerluck for not finishing his D3 :mad: :p

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Come on Muppet if you going to be overlord of the universe you need to get your geography right ....Alice from here is more considered west than north and as he has a old Defender you can't expect him to have to go to far to do your evil deeds or chances are the old rattler might well cark it! ... :eek: :wasntme: ... :p

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Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

And Sheerluck.....
I WASN'T BORN HERE.
I don't have a cat....
SWMBO does.... :angel:

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Come on, Muppet, don't let the truth get in the way of a perfectly good insult. :D

Anyway, this crater of yours......why aren't D3/4s or RRSs allowed there? :p

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Originally Posted by trevorj

For those who might be contemplating the Plenty, Binns etc out of Alice: I discovered today that Box Crater is closed by the current pastoralist - might have been for a long time. Anyway, a sign at the Plenty turn would be nice- save 100 or so k of mindless diesel. Still very dry up there - not much action in the bush.
Anyway, off to Ruby gorge over the weekend - hopefully more successful...

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Under NT (and WA) legislation a Pastoralist has no right to close public right of way access, He is only leasing the rights to use the property to run cattle (and at far below market rates.) It is Still Crown Land and he has no right to deny entry for lawful purposes such as transit , tourism etc.

PASTORAL LAND ACT - SECT 80 Public access not to be obstructed

I have transited quite a few pastoral and Mining leases with signs to such effect, and I have every right to do so.

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Originally Posted by TerryO

Come on Muppet if you going to be overlord of the universe you need to get your geography right ....Alice from here is more considered west than north and as he has a old Defender you can't expect him to have to go to far to do your evil deeds or chances are the old rattler might well cark it! ... :eek: :wasntme: ... :p

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Mate, anything I have to drive towards Indonesia for is North. Besides. I'm grand overlord of the universe. I do as I please, if that means relocating Alice Springs so my geography is correct then so be it!
Strangy has the mighty Td5 pushing his Defender along, it won't have any troubles :cool:
And he won't have to stop for fuel every 5 minutes, Mr V8 :p

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Originally Posted by sheerluck

Come on, Muppet, don't let the truth get in the way of a perfectly good insult. :D

Anyway, this crater of yours......why aren't D3/4s or RRSs allowed there? :p

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Because, there are complex systems involved in calibrating the SEMLOD™ at the moment. They'll interfere with the computer systems on board, which will mean you will all start complaining and walking around not knowing what to do and you'll just get in the way and make a mess.
You're all invited to the launch party :angel:

See? GoingBush has the right idea.
Pastoralist leases? We don't need no stinking pastoralist leases!