"KAYNE WEST 'OWNED' BY COP"

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KANYE West proudly calls himself a genius, but many consider an Ohio police chief to be the real genius after he penned a brilliantly sarcastic open letter to the Yeezus rapper and posted it on Facebook.
It all started on December 7 when Brimfield Police Chief David Oliver was listening to West's interview with Saturday Night Online.

During that appearance, the future Mr Kardashian came out with a ridiculous comment about the dangers of being an internationally recognised rapper.

"I'm just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally," West said.

"That mountain goes really, really high. And if I slipped … You never know. And I think about it. I think about my family and I'm like 'Wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something'."

Chief Oliver was so outraged by West's statement, that he released a statement of his own on the Brimfield Police Department Facebook page, which has since been liked by more than 140,000 people.



Dear Kanye West,

I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. I’m not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was “Humorous and Insanely Popular.” I don't pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second.

I read your interview and also watched it on video. You said:
“I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally.….and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.”

I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow…although when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol’ Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people don't consider... if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.

That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. I’m letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer)as it relates to a person in the military or a police officer’s service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military. After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like “I’m Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.” I’m sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.

Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today….which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harm’s way… and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself….Chief Oliver.

[d@rk51d3]

Old Kanye must be mates with Tom Cruise. The two of them must be saving the world together.

[Andrew D]

Obama described him best

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2UxHQ...%3DfW2UxHQp9mE

Regards
Andrew

[sheerluck]

Hats off to old Chief Oliver there, he hit the nail on the head. If ever there was a group of people with an overinflated sense of their own worth and contribution to the world, it would have to be singers, and rappers in particular.

Just sing your damned songs, and keep your gob shut the rest of the time will you.

[TimNZ]

"Check yourself, before you wreck yourself" Hahaha, gold!

[Chenz]

I just thank the world that we have the likes of Kayne to help us mere mortals cope with our daily lives.

If he really want to help the world while putting himself in mortal danger daily, perhaps he could donate 75% of their earnings to military charities. That would only leave him with a few million a year to spend on reality TV shows and a new range of sunglasses and self help books.

South Park did the best one Kayne when they did the fish sticks episode. If you get the chance to watch it it just about sums him up in a nutshell.

Lets not go to his brain dead bimbo other half Kim

[rb30gtr]

wow never thought I'd see a post in here about Kanye.

And I agree, the South Park Fishsticks episode really summed him up! haha

[Disco Muppet]

Kanye West is a stupid gob who needs to shut the **** up and go jump
The fact that he married that useless Kim thing is the most annoying thing this century.
I would happily push them both into a giant meat grinder.
****ing ****


EDIT:
The above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the forum provider

[Homestar]

EDIT:
The above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the forum provider

That does however reflect my opinion of them too.... Well said.

[Disco Muppet]

That does however reflect my opinion of them too.... Well said.

I said not necessarily.
Having never broached the topic with Inc. it's not my place to say yay or nay