Authorised LR Dealers!!
I remember clearly now why I never touch dealers unless absolutely necessary. [Sorry, this is going to be a long one, 'cause I feel like a good old gripe!]
Several months ago the brake lamp switch on our '97 300Tdi ABS Disco self-destructed. Managed to botch it back together enough to work until I got a genuine replacement (from the UK for less than half of what local dealers quoted, of course). But the ABS warning light has been on even since and the ABS therefore disabled. The consensus on LRE forum was that the fault needed to be reset with TestBook. So to the next problem - finding a LR dealer outside of the major coastal cities...
We were in southern inland Qld at the time, heading slowly towards Darwin, so Mt Isa seemed like the best possibility. Except when we got there we learn that the former LR (& Holden, Mazda, etc.) dealer has gone broke and the new Holden, Mazda, etc. dealer doesn't handle LR. So there's now not one LR dealer in Qld west of Toowoomba or Cairns!
Several months later and we arrive in Darwin, home to one of the two LR dealers in the whole NT (the other is in Alice Springs - Sutton Motors - and the only LR dealer in the country I'd give the time of day to).
So I wait at the service counter for half an hour to speak to their LR specialist and confirm that, yes, TestBook must be used to reset a switch fault and, provided no other faults are present, the ABS light should extinguish and the ABS work OK again. Estimated cost: about 1 hour labour ~$90! Having no other choice if I want ABS ever again, I duly book in for later in the week and arrive promptly at 7:30am on the nominated day.
Now, our Disco has a home-grown electric bonnet release and a safety catch. So, I release the catch and 'pop' the bonnet before handing over the keys and retiring to the customer waiting room ('lounge' would be a bit rich). About 15 minutes later, our Disco drives into the workshop (fortunately you can see much of the workshop from the customer 'lounge'). A few minutes later, a fellow LR owner (and his is another good story) says to me, "They seem to be having trouble getting your bonnet open". I race out there just in time to see the apprentice reef the stainless-steel cable from my safety catch to the bonnet latch right out of the grill! After a few words of extremely restrained chastisement and againpopping the bonnet for them, I return to the 'lounge'.
For the next hour or so, various people come and go from our vehicle for short periods of time and then it is left alone for at least half an hour. (I had a good book with me.) Finally I go to the counter to ask how my job is going and, while there, our vehicle is driven out to the cark park - total time in the workshop: less than two hours. I'm told the job card is not yet back in... Some time later I receive the invoice (2 full hours labour plus $9.50 "workshop supplies", totalling over $164.00!)
Forgetting the criminally extortionate bill for the moment, I ask the service counter person about the damage to my vehicle: blank look. No mention of any problem on the job card, of course. So I show the damaged cable to the service rep and then spend another half hour as the matter is escalated through various staff to the service supervisor. We finally agree to halve the bill. So, in the end I have my ABS back for around the cost originally estimated plus I have an hours work ahead of me to repair my bonnet catch. And a morning of seriously raised blood pressure...
So I'm now in a quandary: Are we better off or worse off now that there are next to no LR dealers outside the coastal cities? (That is, if they're not there, they can't f-you around as often?). But is it any wonder, with dealers in just about every tin-pot country town, that Toyota is King in the bush?
To paraphrase Douglas Adams ("Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy"): "Land Rover Australia and their dealers - a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes!"
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Daphne I - '97 Disco 300Tdi Manual
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