Thread: Herpes to Kill Carp

Originally Posted by spudboy

Think about us poor buggers, down at the bum end of the Murray.

We'll have our drinking water infused with Herpes and tonnes of dead Carp.

If you want to make some money, get into the rainwater tank business in Adelaide ASAP I think....

I would have thought everyone in the lower end of the Murray-Darling already had a rainwater tank, the tap water has been putrid for decades.

The Cyprinid herpesvirus 3 (CyHV-3) the European Carp herpes virus, has been shown not to cross species to mamals and has been approved for use as safe by the European Commission. (See: https://blog.csiro.au/reclaiming-our...om-feral-carp/)

Originally Posted by spudboy

Think about us poor buggers, down at the bum end of the Murray.

We'll have our drinking water infused with Herpes and tonnes of dead Carp.

If you want to make some money, get into the rainwater tank business in Adelaide ASAP I think....

That would make it like Perrier compared to SA tap water .

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Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

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The Cyprinid herpesvirus 3 (CyHV-3) the European Carp herpes virus, has been shown not to cross species to mamals and has been approved for use as safe by the European Commission...

Sounds legit! I won't worry any more then

Anyone who has seen sexua lobster's Pleasure Island would be familiar with the mad scientist (talking about an evil mutant creation):
"It was fashioned with the DNA of man, beetle, and eel, and the spleens of 10 tigers! I educated it with pictures of me in a dress, and then I gave it herpes!"

Given the Pleasure island video series, I can't help but chuckling at this.

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Anyone who has seen sexua lobster's Pleasure Island would be familiar with the mad scientist (talking about an evil mutant creation):
"It was fashioned with the DNA of man, beetle, and eel, and the spleens of 10 tigers! I educated it with pictures of me in a dress, and then I gave it herpes!"

Given the Pleasure island video series, I can't help but chuckling at this.

cereally its ManBearPig - Half man, half bear, half pig!

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

cereally its ManBearPig - Half man, half bear, half pig!

Clever man if he can use 3 halves.

Originally Posted by spudboy

Sounds legit! I won't worry any more then

Its a conspiracy lead by Big Science in a plan for global domination of humans by giving them carp herpes. The trial is in the Murray River, because weird things always happen around Adelaide* so no one would notice people wandering around with carp lips.

Those who do have concerns, don't have to worry because Adelaide is also the city of churches so when they're fleeing the Human-Carp zombie apocalypse won't have far to go to seek sanctuary!
* Beaumont children, Truro murders, Snowtown murders, Family murders.

Originally Posted by loanrangie

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

cereally its ManBearPig - Half man, half bear, half pig!

Clever man if he can use 3 halves.

Not a fan or Al Gore on South Park then?

"ManBearPig" South Park (series 10 ep 6)

Barnaby Joyce and Carp
https://www.facebook.com/abcnews.au/...44988/?fref=nf