Thread: My county is better than your puma

Originally Posted by Rangier Rover

But I like sticking my elbow out the window. Think I might have a sit in yours first.
I'm trying to come up with some way of an extenda door

I'm thinking early county doors extended, reskinned, and custom made removable door tops
Not like I need another project ATM.

Yep, elbow out the window will be no more can still sit forearm out though, will be interesting, but I'm 6'3" and will value the leg room moreso

Will have the other can sitting, the doors appear very easy to extend, might give me something to think about one day

Do you think if I loaned her the Turdis for a week she'll see?

both you and I know that the turdis would never make it that far in time because once again your fat ass would have overloaded something and broken it....

and your cheapskate repairs dont help.....

bublegum and crepe bandages.....


besides she doesnt like the colour brown.

I think envy green is better... its kinda like DPCU base green, perhaps a ride in a perentie would be more in order....

ahhh the perentie, The convertable landrover, Lets see the puma brigade try that trick....

Originally Posted by dobbo

Do you think if I loaned her the Turdis for a week she'll see?

It would scare her big time, no need for motor swap outs, and her local dealers will not have to hide every time she drives past. NB drives past not drives in. they may even forget her name. But on the down side, DB driving a county and not a puma would mean the following.

1 She would get lonely, no LR mechanics to complain to
2 Not much to post about
3 At Least 1 LR mechanic would be made redundant
4 the owner of her dealership will get involved in some Nigerian scam, since his income has halved due to the lack of warranty claim work.
5 Dobbo will start to look almost like a normal human. No county so he has to walk.
6 DB will become so besotted by the county that she will forgo all other earthly possessions
7 Dobbo now down to a sprightly 92KG is now showing chronic county withdrawal symptoms, this effects his judgment and ability to think clearly.
8 DB stops shaving, and grows a beard
9 Dobbo, in his Pain makes an unholy proposal to DB to get his county back
10 DB levels pedophile and bestiality charges against Dobbo.
11 DB shaves her head, wraps herself in a white sheet and starts dancing on the street chanting " Hari county, Hari County” after attaching little bells to her now very hairy ankles.
12 Dobbo has all charges against him dropped, but is jailed for being an idiot in giving away his county in the first place.


All I can think of for now, there must be more though.

In short I think its a good idea

Would you two leave each other (and Dobbo) alone and stop harrassing poor old birthday girl???

I'm a bit peeved at her actually for starting this thread over here....


I reckon she KNEW it'd cause disruption in the otherwise tranquil Isuzu mecca....


I'm of to sleep now so BEHAVE you mob!

I'll be checking up in the morning so be nice and play pleasantly. Please.

JC

Originally Posted by clean32

5 Dobbo will start to look almost like a normal human.

and on that day satan will drive to work in a snow plough and I will forget my towel.

Originally Posted by clean32

7 Dobbo now down to a sprightly 92KG is now showing chronic county withdrawal symptoms, this effects his judgment and ability to think clearly.

he could think clearly in the first place?

Originally Posted by clean32

12 Dobbo has all charges against him dropped, but is jailed for being an idiot in giving away his county in the first place.

and thus history repeats itself. after all thats why he got here in the first place.

OI!!

I said be NICE!!


Now go to sleep you lot

JC

that was nice...

besides I knew you were joking when you posted up

Originally Posted by justinc

I reckon she KNEW it'd cause disruption in the otherwise tranquil Isuzu mecca....

Tranquility denotes peace.

youve started a suzi before right? Peace and tranquility aint exactly the phraseology that comes to mind regarding that event.