

 
It would scare her big time, no need for motor swap outs, and her local dealers will not have to hide every time she drives past.  NB drives past not drives in.  they may even forget her name. But on the down side, DB driving a county and not a puma would mean the following.
1 She would get lonely, no LR mechanics to complain to
2 Not much to post about
3 At Least 1 LR mechanic would be made redundant
4 the owner of her dealership will get involved in some Nigerian scam, since his income has halved due to the lack of warranty claim work.
5 Dobbo will start to look almost like a normal human. No county so he has to walk.
6 DB will become so besotted by the county that she will forgo all other earthly possessions
7 Dobbo now down to a sprightly 92KG is now showing chronic county withdrawal symptoms, this effects his judgment and ability to think clearly.
8 DB stops shaving, and grows a beard
9 Dobbo, in his Pain makes an unholy proposal to DB to get his county back
10 DB levels  pedophile and bestiality charges against Dobbo.
11 DB shaves her head, wraps herself in a white sheet and starts dancing on the street chanting " Hari county,  Hari County”  after attaching little bells to her now very hairy ankles.
12 Dobbo has all charges against him dropped, but is jailed for being an idiot in giving away his county in the first place.
All I can think of for now,  there must be more though.
In short I think its a good idea


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