Thread: Embarrassment

Originally Posted by JohnF

Banjo, once Winston Churchill was asked to give a speech to University Students on the secret of his success. I will admit that is the only speech that Churchill gave that I have memorised. I will quote it entirely exactly how Churchill gave it, as I have memorized Churchill's speech. Hoping it helps you.

Churchill rose and went to the lectern and said:--

"Never give up, Never give Up.
Never never, never give up."

And then Churchill sat down.

Look at this They Did Not Give Up

Originally Posted by Ausfree

Hey Banj, got me Freelander back, happy as a pig in ****!!! A picture of me doing an oil and fiter change today at about noon. Next thing I will be looking at is a low level coolant alarm. (hint hint)

So thats how you do those HMM..Coolent level now wheres that again...




Na wont be a problem .hope it come with instuctions though i would hate to put it in the wrong spot though..



Plus your serposed to wear old clothes for that job, You sure you did it .. LOL

Originally Posted by Ausfree

Just got a call from the missus, she has driven it over to Cardiff for a dental appointment, " I can't get the key out of the ignition". She has forgotten how to drive it, it has been soooooooo long. "Put your foot on the brake pedal" says I, the damn thing is too computerised. " I can't get it out of park" says she, "put your foot on the brake pedal" says I. "Oh", says she. " Is it working now" says I, "yes" says she.!!!!

I got one of those real rovers ,you don't need a key to start mine anything will do as long as it fits in the slot, Same for the doors & i cant lock the back one i don't have a key can lock it from the inside though but i can never be bothered climbing through to do that..

Hey Aus wheres the sticker pic....

I joined that face book to keep intouch with my cousin while she was over seas . Well i have had a couple of old school friends invite me to join there thingy... BUT I"ve had a few old girlfriends get in contact with me now ..FUN ..
Fatty used to see all my ex girlfriends nearly everytime she went out. We still don't know how they new karen was my girlfriend but they did & everytime Karen was out & would run into them it was hows Jason whats he been doing & asking all sorts of things about me.. Karen used to come home & tell me about it , was all good but she did say , Ya think if they wanted to know so much about you they would atleast have the deasentcy to ask how i was but no it all jason jason jason...LOL

But if you really want to **** your self laughing ask Fatty about when Fred was born & about the lady in the bed opposite Fatty & about the 5 chicks in visiting her...

Originally Posted by JohnF

Look at this They Did Not Give Up

I like some of those QUOTES in that link..

Originally Posted by banjo

Hey Aus wheres the sticker pic....

Gimme a break Banj, I only got it back today, job for tomoz!!!

Will put the Sticka pic somewhere else Banj!!Not here!!