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    Grey hair and why we get it

    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    & here I thought that Land Rovers were the cause in my case.
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    I thought it was hereditary.

    You get it from your children.

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    I thought it was the result of marriage. No kids but grey appeared within a few milli seconds of say those two fatal words .

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    Quote Originally Posted by trog View Post
    I thought it was the result of marriage. No kids but grey appeared within a few milli seconds of say those two fatal words .
    My shout?
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Speaking from an engineering point of view, if you graph/plot months or years on one axis and haircuts on the other axis... the culprit is right before your eyes, i.e., as the number of haircuts accumulates, the greyer the hair becomes. Therefore I suspect the scissors have a toxic coating. I have applied for a government grant to further my studies and hope to be on A Currant Affair one day to reveal the coverup. Have you ever noticed all the barbers sit you down and what do they do first? They cover you up to minimise (as much as practicable) the amount of mystery scissor coating that gets on your clothing. Its a conspiracy I tell you.

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    There is a valid argument as to why I should have remained single and feral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carzee View Post
    Speaking from an engineering point of view, if you graph/plot months or years on one axis and haircuts on the other axis... the culprit is right before your eyes, i.e., as the number of haircuts accumulates, the greyer the hair becomes. Therefore I suspect the scissors have a toxic coating. I have applied for a government grant to further my studies and hope to be on A Currant Affair one day to reveal the coverup. Have you ever noticed all the barbers sit you down and what do they do first? They cover you up to minimise (as much as practicable) the amount of mystery scissor coating that gets on your clothing. Its a conspiracy I tell you.
    My barber is asian, so, it is an Asian conspiracy,and by proxy, Chinese. I knew it.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by trog View Post
    There is a valid argument as to why I should have remained single and feral.
    I too could be feral, if only I could keep my teeth in.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    I'm already grey, but I like the idea of going feral.

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