Thread: Defenders on "Car Sales."

Originally Posted by Babs

I just think we need a better analogy.

How about the defender is the not so good looking girl, who is really into you, does everything you want, is grateful your with her, gets on with everybody and does her job in the sack better than any other.

The D4 is the good sort who knows it, will only do what she has to because she thinks she's better than that, expects you to be into her, is temperamental, mediocre in the sack relying on her good looks to make up for it and she is into designer accessories and makes you pay for it.


How's that, gotta be better than Vegimite & Nuttella. Ha ha ha 😀

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I think I have dated a D4 in the past
Chris

Originally Posted by cafe latte

I think I have dated a D4 in the past Chris

Bah ha ha ha ha ha

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Defenders are keepers.

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Originally Posted by Babs

I just think we need a better analogy.

How about the defender is the not so good looking girl, who is really into you, does everything you want, is grateful your with her, gets on with everybody and does her job in the sack better than any other.

The D4 is the good sort who knows it, will only do what she has to because she thinks she's better than that, expects you to be into her, is temperamental, mediocre in the sack relying on her good looks to make up for it and she is into designer accessories and makes you pay for it.


How's that, gotta be better than Vegimite & Nuttella. Ha ha ha 😀

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please continue.
describe a range rover
and a landcruiser...

Originally Posted by Eevo

please continue. describe a range rover and a landcruiser...

Ha ha ha 😀

The Range Rover is the Double Bay Bimbo, designer shoes, hand bags, has it all, claims she can do it all but doesn't want to get dirty, pretentious and stuck up, doesn't like to mingle with the commoners like Defenders and is so full of her self she even thinks the Lords D4's aren't worthy because they don't have royal blood.
Funny thing is I see a lot of them hanging around Lakemba and Bankstown. Bah haha

Toyota Land Cruiser is the Country Girl, full of personality, a little class not too much and very down to earth, she loves getting dirty, and does her job well, pays her way, ages with grace and always looks good, she can carry your burdens and you can rely on her for the rest of your life. She can adapt to any situation can live it up back home in the bush or even shines at the Ritz, she is a Keeper, but don't be fooled you have to pay for her as she knows her value and what she has to offer.

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landcrusier: a loud **** who keeps coming back for more

Originally Posted by Eevo

landcrusier: a loud **** who keeps coming back for more

It doesn't make sense when it's censored

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Originally Posted by Babs

Ha ha ha 😀

The Range Rover is the Double Bay Bimbo, designer shoes, hand bags, has it all, claims she can do it all but doesn't want to get dirty, pretentious and stuck up, doesn't like to mingle with the commoners like Defenders and is so full of her self she even thinks the Lords D4's aren't worthy because they don't have royal blood.
Funny thing is I see a lot of them hanging around Lakemba and Bankstown. Bah haha

Toyota Land Cruiser is the Country Girl, full of personality, a little class not too much and very down to earth, she loves getting dirty, and does her job well, pays her way, ages with grace and always looks good, she can carry your burdens and you can rely on her for the rest of your life. She can adapt to any situation can live it up back home in the bush or even shines at the Ritz, she is a Keeper, but don't be fooled you have to pay for her as she knows her value and what she has to offer.

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I think you got LandCruiser very wrong.

She grew up in the attic where her parents conditioned her to believe that she was wonderful, unbreakable and too good to be exposed to normal people. If she failed at anything it was never talked about and thus she believed she never failed.

When finally let out, her parents advertised for suitors. They lied about how reliable she was as a partner, how strong she was mentally and about her achievements in life. Simple Australian menfolk lapped it up, and despite knowing her taste was expensive, they lined up to take her out.

The first date revealed that she was seriously overweight and her legs could barely support her, she drank like a fish but hated water, she devoured oily foods, cost a fortune to feed and she had a strange flat face and boggly eyes.

But the simple Australian menfolk were besotted and overlooked her many faults as they vied for her affections and the prestige that it would bring.

She finally settled on a partner, drained his cash, forced him to work a second job and then she suffered a breakdown that would cost $40,000 to treat. Her partner tried to call her parents for assistance but they were no longer contactable.