Thread: Defenders on "Car Sales."

Originally Posted by 1nando

A defender is a purpose built vehicle. The compromise is it is built to a cost rather than a standard. This can lead to some being luckier than others during ownership. If you're lucky or patient enough to sort the vehicle out you will have a solid tough as nails 4wd that will more than likely outlast your requirements meering your needs effortlessly and without issue. Maybe this is the reason why so many military forces world wide have trusted the land rover for use in the harshest of situations and environments.
A defender is a bit like vegemite, not as nice as nutella or as sweet as jam but rather an aquired taste that is unique and beautiful in its own right keeping you going back for more...

Nobody mentioned anything about eating vegemite when I bought my Defender
Chris

Originally Posted by cafe latte

Nobody mentioned anything about eating vegemite when I bought my Defender
Chris

Well it's about time you learned the rules Chris. There's no exemption just for being a Pom. You'll have to learn to like it.

Oh oh I've found myself in in that foggy haze again. Somehow the D4 vs Defender thread has broken free of its electronic bondage and is invading this one.
Terry O must be smirking.

Thank goodness Defenders are Vegemite.
Nutella looks like poo and having tried it conclude its taste to likely be similar.

Originally Posted by strangy

Oh oh I've found myself in in that foggy haze again. Somehow the D4 vs Defender thread has broken free of its electronic bondage and is invading this one.
Terry O must be smirking.

Nah it's just that Defender prices are nudging the over the top D4 prices precisely because they are not overburdened with fruit; and that D4's are sugar coated like fairy floss, while pragmatic Defender owners prefer the vitamin B of vegemite.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Well it's about time you learned the rules Chris. There's no exemption just for being a Pom. You'll have to learn to like it.

I can wave the Aus flag wear thongs if needed, but Vegemite!!
I cant think of anything so horrible please not the salty brown goo!!! GULP more to being Ausy than I thought
Chris

You don't have to do all that. Just take a little at a time with lots of butter and squeez it through the holes in your SAOs. You don't have to prove you're an Aussie, just enjoy being one.

I just think we need a better analogy.

How about the defender is the not so good looking girl, who is really into you, does everything you want, is grateful your with her, gets on with everybody and does her job in the sack better than any other.

The D4 is the good sort who knows it, will only do what she has to because she thinks she's better than that, expects you to be into her, is temperamental, mediocre in the sack relying on her good looks to make up for it and she is into designer accessories and makes you pay for it.


How's that, gotta be better than Vegimite & Nuttella. Ha ha ha 😀

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