Marital aids and the art of Defender maintenance.
In my Army days, if we knew we were in for bad weather or really dusty environments while out in the field patrolling, we would often place condoms over the barrel of our SLRs.
My ex found some in my kit and it caused no end of problems, along with removing your wedding ring due to catching in equipment.
Some women just don't get the bigger picture!
I could see the same with having to explain personal lube in the garage, especially if it's beside my chicken suit!
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cuppabillytea
Then again, it could be a wink and a smile. Fortune favours the brave. :cool: