Originally Posted by 
Saitch
				 
			Recently, a mate's EV, albeit a golf cart, caused an expensive fire in his backyard shed. He lost tools, mower and sundry gardening equipment. His main distress though, was in the loss of three sets of custom, golf clubs.
He was also a lucky boy as, while he was hosing down a house wall which was endangered, an aerosol, paint can stored in the shed, blew out and went through the patio screen door and left a large dent in the beer fridge. Missed his head by a foot, or so.
When the firies arrived, one had his 'Report' at the ready, to complete. When he saw the  EV was the cause of the fire, he more or less, just said 'Oh', jotted something down and closed his book. End of report!